I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Knife History:
Bayonet | Safari Mesh (MW)
Butterfly Knife | Blue Steel (MW)
Gut Knife | Doppler (FN)
Falchion Knife | Fade (FN)
Gut Knife | Tiger Tooth (FN)
Falchion Knife | Slaughter (MW)
M9 Bayonet | Blue Steel (FN)
Bayonet | Slaughter (FT)
Huntsman Knife | Blue Steel (MW)
Huntsman Knife | Slaughter (MW)
Huntsman Knife | Slaughter (FN)
Karambit | Slaughter (FT)
Bayonet | Doppler (FN)

Unusual History:
Steaming Trophy Cap
Dead presidents Counterfeit Billycock
Aces High Counterfeit Billycock
Disco Beat Down Master's Yellow Belt
Miami NightsBridage Helm
Blizzardy Storm Shooter's Tin Topi
Terror-Wat Western Wear
Kill-a-Watt Safe'n'Sound
Orbiting Fire Ol' Geezer
Purple Engergy Prince Tavish's Crown
Orbiting Planet Milkman
Vivid Plasma Caribbean Conqueror
Orbiting Fire Scotman's Stove Pipe
Molten Mallard Charmer's Chapeu
Disco Beat Down Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Electrostatic Wraith Wrap
Orbiting Fire Killer's Kabuto