Jesushoovy
Kyle Firctovel   Texas, United States
 
 
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My PC featured on Awesome Hardware with Bitwit and Paul's Hardware!

Interviewed by AMD! Check it out! (Royals Hoodie :) )

A Collector of Capo's Cappers, and a patron of the hat-trading arts.

I retweet shitposts on twitter, come check me out @Jesushoovy

Send me a trade offer!

I name my CS:GO skins after songs or artists that I enjoy.


"Shit in one hand, wish in the other. See which one fills up first."

My PC Specs:

CPU: Intel i7-6850K
Motherboard: ASUS X99-Deluxe II
RAM: Dominator Platinum 32 GB (8 x 4 GB) (I painted the tops)
GPU: 2x Nvidia GTX 1080Ti
PSU: Corsair AX1200i
Storage: 1 TB Samsung 850 Evo SSD, 256 GB Samsung 860 Pro SSD
Cables: Cablemod!
Lighting: NZXT Hue+ (System Lighting) & ASUS Aura (Motherboard & Acrylic Panel lighting)
Watercooling Loop: EKWB ASUS X99 Monoblock, Titan XP Waterblocks/Backplates x2, EKWB 480 & 560 Radiators, Singularity Computers Protium Reservoirs (Medium) & Mounting Brackets, 2x XSPC D5 Pumps w/ Singularity Computers Pump Tops, Bitspower Hard Tubing Fittings/PETG tubing, EKWB soft tube fittings/Duraclear tubing, Mayhems Pastel Blue & Pastel Red Coolant, 12x Corsair Magnetic Levitation Fans, a custom made frosted acrylic reservoir mounting plate and a LOT of drilling/modding!


Watch the timelapse build here!

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http://puu.sh/96VQ8/8062854246.png - Thanks, Kirby!

http://i.imgur.com/k2Llc4F.jpg - Good god Kirby, that's amazing. ;_;

http://i.imgur.com/21Golu5.jpg - Kirby's Kallen, colored! AMAZING!

http://i.imgur.com/STP0FRP.jpg Flareon! :D (Thanks again, Kirby!)

I got on Kotaku! http://kotaku.com/sakura-spirit-according-to-steam-reviews-1604942768


Crasher: i play with wet boys

¬°🔥ƁurningƘirby🔥: Racks suddenly turning black, All Fathers glowing blue, then black, then turning pure white. ;-;

KyalMeister: I like short hair not just for aesthetic, but because of the implications.
Charity, God of Romance: Because https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/DpQWzuCoSS3WjPSD_3yABxwQAR2o_jGILpvAG1h7SO4
KyalMeister: It carries a lot of personality with it, usually.
Charity, God of Romance: That's a debatable topic
Charity, God of Romance: That's veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery debatable
KyalMeister: Since your waifu has short hair you better stop Kallen me out on this

Rashcan: I can't believe it
Rashcan: in a little over a month's time we'll be the appropriate age for porn viewing :P

[GIRL]¬°ƁurningƘirby: The first images that I noticed were of facials, but at the time I thought it looked like the women were singing into the dicks like they were microphones and their faces were all shiny and glittery. I thought it was some weirdo thing that people did to be silly. XD

TheVenomWithin B>Backpacks: you see
TheVenomWithin B>Backpacks: I used to be a black man


"WHO'S THERE? I HAVE A BELT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF!" - Sir Francis of The Filth

It's hard to pick a favorite shipping.

FUCK GEOMETRY.

-Minami for the Win-ami.

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These items are not (and never will be) for sale, I am simply using this space as an extended showcase section.

However, I am always looking to buy lowcraft Capo's Cappers.

Feel free to send me trade offers here: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=84775481&token=4-V2hdVB
A Guide to my Arsenal
I like to name my skins after songs or artists that I particularly enjoy. Here you can find links to the songs my skins are named after.

Current Re-Names:

MP9 | Rose Iron (FN) - "Pharcyde | Runnin'"


Sold Skins or Changed Names:

AWP | Dragon Lore (FN) - "The God of Yoruba"
AWP | Dragon Lore (FT) - "God of Yoruba"
Bayonet | Doppler (Ruby) - "Early Dayz Amazement"
M9 Bayonet | Tiger Tooth (FN) - "Lionhearted"
Souvenir M4A1-S | Master Piece (FT) - "M4A1-S | Kiznaiver" [streamable.com]
Souvenir USP-S | Road Rash (FT) - "USP-S | Departure"
Glock-18 | Fade (FN, Reason Holo!) - "Colors | Flow"
AWP | Medusa (WW) - "Yake Ochinai Tsubasa"
M4A1-S | Knight (FN, #8 Float!) - "Gifts and Curses"
Souvenir R8 Revolver | Amber Fade (FT) - "Sunny Crimea"
AK-47 | Hydroponic (FN) - "AK-47 | Dazzling You"
AK-47 | Fire Serpent (FT) - "AK-47 | Serendipity"
M4A1-S | Hot Rod (FN) - "Hotline Bling"
Bayonet | Case Hardened (MW) - "Bayonet | High Tide"
AUG | Akihabara Accept (FT) - "AUG | My Dearest"
USP-S | Orion (FN) - "USP-S | Whistle Song"
Tec-9 | Terrace (FN)- "Nujabes | Modal Soul"
Galil AR | Orange DDPAT (MW) - "Tomek N | October"
UMP-45 | Blaze (FN) - "Savant | Fire"
MAC-10 | Fade (FN) - "Light Cycles"
Five-SeveN - Copper Galaxy (FN) - "AWE | Crystals"
M4A1-S | Icarus Fell (FN) - "Galileo Galilei"
R8 Revolver | Fade (FN) - "Colors | Flow"
SSG 08 | Big Iron (FN) - "Woodkid | Iron"
Nova | Hyper Beast (FN)- "Shigeto | Detroit"
M4A4 | Griffin (FN) - "Nujabes | Feather"
Bowie Knife | Fade (FN) - "Audioslave | Cochise"
M4A4 | Poseidon (MW) - "M4A4 | Aqua's Song"
AK-47 - Red Laminate (IBP Holo!) (BS) - "One In a Million"
Glock-18 - Twilight Galaxy (FN) - "Shooting Stars"
USP-S | Kill Confirmed (MW) - "Last Year's Loss"
Souvenir P90 | Ash Wood (FT) - "P90 | Last Train"
SSG 08 | Blood in the Water (MW) - "SSG 08 | Peeping Tom"
Bowie Knife | Crimson Web (FT) - "Red Tessaiga"
Desert Eagle | Blaze (FN) - "Conquest | Ablaze"
SCAR-20 - Emerald (FN) - "Emerald Myst"

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I mean, there's boobs.

Not much else, but the boobs are nice.
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White Ryan Jun 29 @ 2:29pm 
hey, you probably dont remember me, but i traded for some of your dueling mini games a while ago and would like to trade for some more so i added you
Jesushoovy Jun 5 @ 6:26pm 
All good, I appreciate the quick response!
Hi, nope sorry!
Jesushoovy Jun 5 @ 2:39pm 
Hey there, it's not really for sale. A friend of mine crafted it and gave it to me.
R3SP4WN Jun 1 @ 5:53pm 
How much for yuri’s revenge 34 :0