The Imperium doesn't want you to know this, but AI's from the Dark Age of Technology are free.

You can take them home.

I have 4 abominable intelligences at home.

>Be in shower
>Want to jerk off
>Spiderman pizza theme starts playing in my head
>Can't even get hard
>Try to think of busty milfs but the silly song is too powerful
>Give up after 20 minutes

Few days later

>Be in shower
>"I could jerk off right now"
>Pizza theme starts playing again

I can't even jerk off anymore
I hate italians so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much

I'm just gonna go ahead and say what we've all been thinking

If you didn't play the other FromSoftware games, you don't deserve to play Elden Ring

I am tired of you bandwagon sheep frauds trying to hop on this. BUT MY FAVORITE GARBAGE YOUTUBER IS PLAYING ELDEN RING SO I WANNA PLAY IT TOO - no. I'm so sick of you bandwagoning frauds coming out of the woodwork to ride a train after we built it

Stay in your lane, your gta lane your fortnite lane your among us lane.

Where were you in 2010 with demon souls ? When you were made fun of for playing dark souls?

👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀 waaay up tHere 👆 moRTY ✔ im gonna need 👆 🌱 u to put these seeds 🌱👆🌱waaaay 👆up inside🌱🌱 ur✔butthOle✔✔🍑mo-EURGH-rty 🌱👆👆👆wa𝖺𝖠AY up there 👆 morty 🌱 way up 👆 into your butthole (chorus: ᵇᵘᵗᵗʰᵒˡᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍑 O0ОଠＯଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒRR𝖱ᵣᵣTTY𝖸𝖸YY 👆🌱👆 🍑 👀👀 👀 👆 👆✔ waaay up there

Smooth Troll

-rep noob