@everyone Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

I had to get that out of my chest: this stupid ass emoji makes me violent:😏

Like ugh STFU literally it’s everywhere you could be watching a woman cutting bread and some obnoxious dweeb would make a comment like: « she’s an expert at cutting bread, lucky hushband 😏 » stfu stfu STFU you’re not funny and ofc the most lame sexual overused ♥♥♥♥ has the most likes, like 5K while interesting and funny comments get overlooked this emoji makes me violent so much especially in fandom when two characters shares a cute innocent moment where they’re hugging and blushing and some numnut will think blush means being horny and always find a way to make it sexual and/or shippy.

This stupid ass emoji makes me want to punch it through my screen and hit the person behind the computer through it.

-end of the weird rant, sorry I’m just really worked up about this stupid emoji to an irrational amount I know.

Sitting on a toilet's seat that is still warm from the last person is the closest I’ve come to physical contact with another human in 10 years.
Sometimes when I’m feeling really alone I’ll stroll down to the nearby park/Library and read a book with an eye on the bathroom. If someone enters and is in there for more than 3 minutes I mark my spot with a bookmark and patiently wait for them to exit. The Second The door opens up and they walk out of it, I instantly stride quickly, right infront of them, to the stall before the warm porcelain hug fades. after that i proceed to sit on the warm toilet seat and i just inhale the other person's scent and aura that's still lingering around.
anyways i was just wondering, do you guys think this is a weird thing to do, cuz i just feel like it's really a normal human interaction and people really to stop judging me for doing this ...

The goldfish slogan "The Snack That Smiles Back" implies that the goldfish cracker is sentient enough to not only understand that I am smiling, but it also has the facial muscles to copy and return the facial expression to me, all the while aware of its impending fate of being eaten. Furthermore, this slogan implies that the people who create the goldfish crackers have dominion over artificial life and the ability to create it, all the while granting the sentient cracker edibility. Does this mean the people who create goldfish crackers are hinting that they have the key to life? And good nutritious Edible Yellow Fish?

My name is Skylar White yo

My husband is Walter. White. Yo????????

Uh-huh!


He told me everything.

ello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find boys who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little prince if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even boyfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)