“Hey! I’m Perv. By first glance you may think that I’m just a normal human. That’s not too far from the truth. I look like a human but I’m from planet Nyannya Lude (Lewd) Nyanconia, or better known as Lewd. Our species even allows for cross breeding without problems. As the name suggests I am pervy as all hell. And let me tell you I was quite the high ranked specimen. In fact, I used to be member of the highest council in all of the Lewd empire. And it paid well. Well enough to support 5 neko wives! For ♥♥♥♥♥ sake, those are the cutest things EVER!!!!!!!! Maybe there will be kittens in the future. I get to wear an ‘out of this world’ suit at work and boss plebs around. However, being a leader is no easy job. Especially when the rest of the council members are power-hungry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Oh and you should have seen my house. Now that was a royal palace. Complete with a golden toilet and everything.”
“But then, an acquaintance of mine was framed for doing something…. Something quite lewd indeed. I however opted to believe his claims of never doing such a thing. I mean Sir PlatinumSlurk is a lewd ♥♥♥♥♥♥, but not insane…. Ok he is insane but he would never go that far. So I let the poor bastard out and sent him 446785 lightyears away to Earth. Things went well for a while. The wives where happy for once, I was rocking the job and things were bright. But then word got out as a fellow council member ratted me out. Tyrotoxis had also done a thing that shall not be spoken of, but had legally gotten out somehow and rejoined the council. I was exiled and chose to follow my friend Sir Plati. It was a long and intriguing journey. I learned a lot from many kind people from lots of different galaxies. I’ll tell you another time of the trail Sir PlatinimSlurk left behind on these planets. The story of a lewd madman, traveling the world known simply as “The Legacy of Platinum.”
“So here I am. 446785 lightyears away from home. Just being a perv. An alien perv from Lewd. But alas the story does not end there.”
“Currently I am on the lookout for more neko wives. My good Sir Plati has built me a strip-club-dungeon for them to live and party in. The sick ♥♥♥♥ is even trying to make slime girls for it. Recently it was found out that Tyro had tampered with evidence and was exiled as well. So guess where he ended up? Right here on this rock with us.”
~ Some excerpts from the story of perv by Sirplatinumslurk. May be a story on the internet some day.
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Lives: Somewhere up north

Birthday: 16 of September by the earth calendar

PSN: Baconcake99

Favorite Genre: RPG's and Visual Novel

Favorite Games: The Elder Scrolls Series, Fallout, Yakuza and Nekopara

Favorite Anime: Date A Live

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Favorite Movie: Back To The Future

Favorite Animal: Nekos!

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