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Recent reviews by puffin

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16.8 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
This is a very good game. It's extraordinarily pretty. It has intresting characters, a unique look and lore and the games main concept pulls you in. It's a mystery you want to solve, you want to figure out and along the way you'll meet so much weirdness (in a good way).

The combat is my only real complaint, it is ridiculously dodge-heavy which requires skills that I do not possess.
Posted May 3, 2025.
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24.0 hrs on record
awesome game, nowhere else can you be a fascist, racist communist that also sings karaoke while solving murders and eating all the drugs
Posted April 13, 2023.
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449.0 hrs on record (39.5 hrs at review time)
played about 40 hours, am now rockstar. my 035 is legendary all thanks to this game

remember that the best toan is stored in the balls
Posted November 4, 2022.
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12.9 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
this game lets me go into space, the final frontier! i haven't gotten to the end yet to see if there is a gorilla throwing barrels at me, but there might be. i did see a giant bug, im talking bus sized.

i recommend you all to try it out
Posted October 30, 2022.
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279.6 hrs on record (210.7 hrs at review time)
pretty okay game
Posted October 30, 2021.
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69.6 hrs on record
this game is very deep (like the ocean you almost drown in during the beginning (spoiler)). it has many skills many abilities and you can combine them to put yourself on fire in many different and exciting ways.

if you play an undead character like i did remember that people dont like seeing your face so romance might be hard but if you believe hard enough and rip off someone elses face, you might find true love
Posted September 30, 2021.
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9 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
28.1 hrs on record
So i started a peaceful game as the most peaceful person ever, Gandhi. All was well until Washington decided to take my horses by force. Now, it was almost 2000 years ago since I actually used my horses - but it is the principle of the thing. Decided to abandon peacefulness and instead focus on nukes.

Long story short, America is now a smoking crater and they learned their lesson about stealing other peoples horses.

Highly recommended!
Posted April 25, 2016. Last edited April 25, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
11.4 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
goty 2015, also every year after that forever and ever

drive truck from a to b, then from b to c, then from c to d... you get the point. DONT FORGET TO SLEEP OR YOU WILL CRASH IN THE MIDDLE OF PARIS 250 METERS FROM YOUR DELIVERY TARGET!
Posted November 5, 2015.
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90.7 hrs on record (25.8 hrs at review time)
i made a magic detective that explodes souls and has four guns

what more do you need to know?
Posted March 30, 2015.
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98.1 hrs on record (20.3 hrs at review time)
this is a pretty good game, you can be the kongo and take over afrika but its very hard to do.

7,392 / 10
Posted January 28, 2015.
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