Today my father asked me to clean his car for him and so I spent the whole morning doing it. After sometime, I went back inside and my father asked me how was the car looking. “Chris” I just replied. He just smiled and nodded. He knew that it was washed.

"Best" advice ever. Could've never done it with it. and no i didn't typo. :D

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I heard his ♥♥♥♥ is so big that it has to be legally declared whenever he's at the airport. They say that his spring loaded erections could launch the planes into a close Earth Orbit

Crimson is honestly one of the best looking guys I've ever seen in a long time. He could easily be a Calvin Klein model if he wanted to, or be a track runner because he was so athletic in high school. It's hard to believe someone who was so blessed chose to play video games for a living and he's even kicking *** at that too.

Rascist against my home country. Horrible players, thinks he sets the trends! Needs to try harder, back to basics... Level 6 Templars Assasains if you ask me!