I saw Smog at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it , and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. +rep

После cлитой игры я добавил его, потому что он казался классным парнем. Мы общались несколько месяцев мы стали хорошими друзьями. Много стеб, много отличных CS и, самое главное, настоящая дружба.
Я пригласил его в мой дом для вечеринки cs lan. Он сказал, что придет, поэтому я с нетерпением ожидал встречи с ним в реальной жизни.
Когда он приехал ко мне домой, он толкнул меня к стене и начал покусывать мое ухо, я почувствовал, как его твердый член врезался в мою ногу. Я ударил его, а затем постучал. Оказывается, он был гей. Не верьте этому парню.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun!

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who even is this guy smh