Overweight Fanboy
Motol/Metal/Brett/Fat arse
 
 
I'm open with who I am because I've been doxxed over Dead By Daylight 3 times and counting. I have nothing to hide to you bozos. Keep posting my Name, Address, and Zip code. I know where I live, idiots.

My name is Brett. I'm 31. I'm a depressed idiot from Indianapolis. I have a plethora of mental and physical health issues. I should have ended it ages ago yet I still stand. I'm a huge downer and I trash talk a lot but I'm open to invites if we had fun in a game together. I'm kind of a toxic jerk but I'm an open book.

My computer is outdated and garbage I take forever to load in game because of this. I work at a movie theater and a smoke shop for a living. My hobbies include video games, movies (My favorite franchise is Godzilla), tv (I consume way too much tokusatsu), mini-fig painting and assembling (40k and I play Orks), writing (I have way too many unfinished story ideas), extreme garbage trash posting, speaking nonsense, having existential dread, and eating like a garbage disposal.

I am not a healthy individual. Used to abuse booze and pills. Roughly 2 years sober now. I'm overweight and eat like I could put Case-oh to shame.

My games I play vary but I play DBD way too much and wish I could quit.

DBD THINGS:
-Been playing since 2017. Somewhere between Legion and Plague's releases
-Killer main (I suck horribly at survivor I'm sorry if I'm on that role and make your game horrible by being your team mate)
-Favorite survivors include Dwight, Bill, Jane, Ash, Steve/Johnathan, RE characters, Alan, and Ellen. I'll most likely gravitate to the Castlevania survivor.
-I'm having a killer main identity crisis right now meaning I kinda play a lot of killers and don't know who I consider my main ATM because I've been having way too many mixed games to really decide on one. I think my best killers are Nemesis, Clown, Oni, Pinhead, Xenomorph, and Bubba though.
-I trash talk in this game a lot. It's part of the game to me
-I'm toxic, sorry not sorry
-I hate myself for still playing this game
-I may randomly depression AFK in a corner or just go next if I'm having a bad game.
-I will randomly flip flop between sweaty meta builds or for fun builds experimenting with different ideas to varying degrees of success
-my gameplay reflects my current mood
-I need a dinosaur or pirate killer in this game ASAP please BHVR I'll pay top dollar.
-all of the licenses I want in this game are niche and unheard of or have zero chance at happening
-If you challenge me to a 1v1 i will just play killer then block you after that round to prove a non-point
-I have an astigmatism and nearsightedness so some maps really mess up my eye sight
-I am a mod in Pro Vengeance's youtube streams. If you dislike him, go ahead an avoid me.
-I'm open to SWF-ing but see above that I am G A R B A G E at survivor.
-my PC/Soundcard has this weird issue where sometimes it won't detect things like headsets/speakers and it'll restart my sound card to detect them. This Alt tabs me and I have lost kills because of this. If I randomly go afk mid chase this might be why.
-I mostly play to get points. If I feel like you're trying hard, I'll reply in kind.

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Loaferon TTV 19 hours ago 
+rep good team m8 for 2v8
hughietism Jun 30 @ 1:58am 
brett? close enough welcome back brett dalton
Overweight Fanboy Jun 26 @ 2:22am 
holy cringe lmao
femininomenon Jun 26 @ 2:01am 
mad cuz i said gg? maybe the gg stands for get good! <3
Overweight Fanboy Jun 26 @ 1:29am 
FREE MY BOY THEB
Overweight Fanboy Jun 25 @ 12:12am 
cringe blight using flag equipping furry thinks he's got any room to judge someone's character

perish