I was looking forward to this game for years now, I have been following the development in every step of the way. I saw this game blossom from a fetus that should of been aborted to a fully fledged adult. There is not any other game in this world that I looked more forward to playing than this one, it was a defying piece of literature and art, a beacon of hope, my will to live daily, to see this project come to fruition. I am sad to say this game was a massive let down in every aspect, I didn't even get to pop my bro-juice in the intro or whist fornicating with demon free asset women with horns that were also probably free assets.

My favorite part of this game is the fact that I grabbed a key that was fake, legitimately I walked into it, it never made a sound or increased the pointless key counter. Then I went on to find the real key that played a stock sound and increased the counter by 1 even though there's only one singular door that can even be opened.

There is too much dialogue and not enough ghrut-splurt and not too much goin around the slip-and-slide. I need liquid children shooting at a high velocity and butt-rubbing when I rail big demon women whose tits are too big. I want a bald seed socket and not a neo nyatzee bald chick.

The real most disappointing fact of this game is actually the most accurate to hell itself, your dude never releases his children in the demons and satisfies his need to absolutely testicular tiramisu rocket some succubus witch in the face. The greatest irony of them all is the fact that hes legitimately allergic to nuts, so perhaps that's why he never shoots his protein paste, it's possibly related to his fear of his peaNUT allergy.

I believe that I will refund this almost masterpiece of a game, when they add the ability to fill a demons mouth with my hot load while I plunge 3.2457inches into Satans tight man bussy I will buy this game again along with giving all of my friends copies so they can truly experience this next gen gaming masterpiece that outshines Cyberpunk 2077 itself while also being able to finally fulfill that long lusting dream of sucking and having lustful coitus with Mr. Lucifer.






It took me more time and thinking to make this review than it did to play the game which is less than 20 minutes long.