"We must contain Mariah Carey at once."

Founded in 2022, Goober Enterprises LLC prides itself on innovation and excellence in all things gooberious.
As industry leaders in the trade of various goods and exceptional logistics, we deliver what shouldn’t exist - on time.
Known worldwide for our commitment to prestige, we ensure satisfaction through maximum efficiency.
Every transaction is guaranteed to leave you satisfied, no matter what.

Led by a team of professionals, our mission is to make the unmakeable.
Our clients include top-tier gamers and at least one confused raccoon.
Long may we prosper in the fine art of doing absolutely everything productive.

In reality, just a friend group. Nothing interesting here.