Recent reviews by LukeCukem

I own this game and still had to pirate it to play it, don't purchase this game through steam. You have to jump through a million hoops just to get the game to work on windows since it still uses an archaic games for windows live feature that prevents the game from even launching.

Bnnuy boys

The endgame for runescape is absolutely incredible, one of the best in the mmo scene. Bankstanding at the max guild is unmatched fun, i could do it for hours.

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This game is just amazing, the storytelling is spot on and right from the start you can really get a feel of why henry is here and who he is. The game looks beautiful and the music is just right for the feel of the game. The storytelling is so good that toward the end (slight spoiler) you don't know if you're crazy delialah is crazy or if neither of you are, the ending is explained really well also. This game is a great few hours of fun as you get to know the part and learn your way around and see all of the sights. Also you can adopt a pet turtle and name him turt reynolds, nice!

Pros:

Lots of operators with their own neat gadgets
lots of maps
Decent gun balance

Cons:
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Bad servers
Seeing people in different places then they actually are (youll understand when you get juked as montagne when the person was clearly in front of you, but in the killcam she was behind you)

Every boss is great and memorable except the big ass tree. ♥♥♥♥ that tree.

Its bioshock, so its already the best game ever made, now it runs better and with a further fov. All the people are going on about crashes but i run it on my MSI laptop (960m, i5 6300HQ, 16 bg ram) and my desktop (FX-8350, r9 380x nitro, 16gb ram) I havent had it crash once, it runs super good on max settings, and some textures are better than the original. There is literally nothing to gripe about most got it for free and its just as good as the original cuz its the same damn game. I can wrench run this game on survival no issue, and people complain its to easy. If you try it on survival with only a wrench and elctro bolt it becomes the hardest thing ever. I think all 4 difficulties are well made for different players and its bioshock so its already the best game ever made. BUY IT ITS SO GOOD

Pros:

Killing miscarried children
sex with many 100 year old women
great father daughter bonding
great music
great characters
great story

Cons:

boobs not large enough plz fix cd project red

Sure, at first this game is fun, you enjoy exploring the many planets and leveling up your classes and building your surely 1st class mansions, but as you hit the point, the point of when you go to the moon, you realize this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mine craft, I don't even like minecraft, but it's better than this early access garbage. Here's the game in 1 word. "BLUEPRINTS" that's the whole game, find a cave, kill the several Demi bosses that lie within, get a few prints, repeat. The crafting system is somehow simpler than minecraft, and the combat is boring and repetitive. If you like doing the same monotonous thing for 100's of hours on end, get this game. I got this on humble bundle, I didn't even get the bundle for this game, and I still feel ripped off.