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Before I played Sekiro I had a small wee wee, no friends, no girlfriend, depression and absolutely no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.

Ronnie McNutt simulator

One time, my squad and I were in a high-stakes situation at a gas station robbery. We had taken down all the armed suspects, but there was one civilian who refused to comply. Without a second thought, I pulled out my shotgun and blew his head off in one swift motion. It may not have been the most tactically sound decision, but damn it felt good.

And let me tell you about the time we tag-teamed a lady in the kitchen. As we were restraining her, my buddy's meat got stuck in his zipper. It was a hilarious and awkward moment, but we still managed to get the job done. Nothing gets in the way of justice, not even a bit of zipper trouble.

theHunter: Call of the Wild™ is an exhilarating hunting game that truly immerses you in the beauty of nature. The graphics are stunning, the gameplay is realistic, and the vast open world is just begging to be explored.

But let's be real here, the only thing me and my buddies really care about is bagging some big game in Africa. I mean, who doesn't love the thrill of poaching some endangered species with their closest pals? A true bonding experience.

The satisfaction of taking down a majestic lion or a graceful elephant is unparalleled. And the adrenaline rush of avoiding park rangers and law enforcement adds a whole other level of excitement to the game. Who needs to follow ethical hunting guidelines when you can just blast away at anything that moves, am I right?

Sure, there may be some consequences to our actions, but hey, at least we're having a blast. And isn't that what gaming is all about? So grab your buddies, load up your guns, and let's go cause some havoc in the wild. Just remember to watch your back, those pesky activists can be a real buzzkill.

Overall, theHunter: Call of the Wild™ is a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (and possibly on the run from the law). So if you're looking for some heart-pounding action and questionable decisions, this game is definitely for you. Happy hunting, my fellow poachers.

Incursion Red River is a complete disaster of a game. From the outdated graphics to the clunky gameplay, this game is a hot mess from start to finish. I honestly would have had more fun flushing my money down the toilet than wasting it on this piece of garbage.

The controls are so unresponsive that trying to play this game feels like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded. The AI is absolutely braindead, making playing solo an exercise in frustration. The game runs like sh*t.

The level design is lazy and uninspired, with the same bland environments repeated. The enemies are as generic as they come, offering zero challenge or variety. It's as if the developers put zero effort into creating a compelling gaming experience.

Save yourself the headache and avoid Incursion Red River at all costs. It's a complete waste of time and money, and you'd be better off wiping your a$$ with your hard-earned cash than investing in this trainwreck of a game. Do yourself a favor and steer clear of this abomination.

I just wanted to do a tour in Afghanistan. Sit back, have a great look at the beautiful scenery of the territory. Try new things. Learn more about the culture. Meet the wonderful people of Afghanistan, and kill them. I wanted to be the first one from my block with a confirmed kill.

This game is all about doing the punishing, but what about the one who is being punished? What about the one who was bad? What about the one who was not being a good boy or girl? What about those who have been bad all year and have landed on the naughty list?

Punishment served by child is so that child smokes his first and last blunt, is made to wear a soiled diaper, shaved the whole head bald, vomit on the head, and child is to wear the top hat for a day at school. Child will then be made to dig his or her own grave, ash the blunt, put on the pajamas, and sleep eternally.

If you are on the naughty list this year, Santa will be coming and you will finally get to see what he looks like when the child is made to serve the punishment.

My gambling addict friend said if I post a review on XCOM 2 and it gets 100 likes and Awards that he will buy me a case of beer and some vodka . So I'm just gonna leave this here.

My gambling addict friend said if I post a review on Elden Ring and it gets 100 likes and Awards that he will buy me a case of beer and some vodka . So I'm just gonna leave this here.