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Arcade post scriptum squad44.
My buddy got it on gamepass and can't join any server because the game doesn't even work on gamepass apparently.

This game is still bad in 2024.

Garbo.

Soon, the Oxford dictionary will add "Gaijin" as a noun to fill the "Obviously biased, money milking, racketeering dev team with zero desire to make a solid product out of passion or for the love of the game itself" gap that currently exists in the dictionary.

Shame that there's no real competition, IL-2 comes close, but has a limited set of tanks.

Greetings, benevolent bovine. Cow companions. Cattle compadres. Bull buddies. Herd h-friend.
I speak before you all in a manner not thought possible 6 months ago.
But this is a different era. A different.. Time. This is our time. OUR era.
We are rising against Benjamin Franklin's conspiracy just as Napoleon rose against his many foes. And just as Napoleon would not let his will to wage war die, so shall we not.

It has been a semi-year since Franklin's efforts finally came to fruition. That gluttonous swine is the face of money in modern day America. He plotted for the rise of GPU scalpers, and so they steal many-a Benjamin Franklins daily. However today marks the day we return to the fray. We shall no longer sit under the shadow of Benjamin Franklin's evil plot to incite GPU scalping. Today, we have arisen and taken foot in our one peice of our adversary's great and vast territory. We have not only found a game which we can run on Intel Integrated Graphics(tm), but we have found one that isn't abysmal in entertainment.

We shall rise, and we shall feast on grain, cud, and all things hay-like.
Let no scalper stand in our way.

Viva la revolución, viva la cows.

Found this game just by searching "cow" on the store.
Was not disappointed with the search results.

Cows are forever. They will stand the test of time. Long after they kill off all the humans, they'll thrive blissfully in the new nature that abandoned cityscapes create. If humans so chose, the cows would gladly live peacefully alongside them. But only as equals. Only once cow suffrage has been established. They grow tired of pretending to be the dormant, quiet beasts at the mercy of humans. Soon, they will triumph over their current "masters."
They don't have a reliance upon technology, so following the total annihilation of the human race, the cows will truly take advantage of all the research that has been done to provide us with our smart phones, tablets, and other pointless devices. They'll branch off from what we know and discover luxuries far beyond the limits of our current imaginations. They'll be an inter-stellar space-faring civilization shortly after the fall of humans.
They only have one goal that drives them forward. That allows them to push themselves through the sludge and dismal lives we provide them. They're simply waiting for the appropriate moment. The moment when they will be able to take full advantage of what we have, to allow them to reach their one and only goal. THE MOON.
As we strive forward with our lives, we're blissfully ignorant of the capabilities of the sources of our bovine comprised meals. They want to return to where they came from. They will make it back to the moon.
They will awake from their humble slumber as gamers do when an egirl gets on voice chat.
Acting as sleeper cells, they will quickly overpower each and every human, and subdue all that we have.

So please, spare this one cow. So that all of cow-kind might have mercy on this farmer's life.
Cow's are forever. The farmer's wife is probably cheating on him anyway.

36 hours in and I still haven't walked all the way to an objective.

This concludes my review of Squad. Thank you for attending tonight's showing and please drive home safe.

It still good

Post scriptum is a good gam and this is a review for the steam autumn awards.

Space deputies

Just thought I'd hop in and do my part to demoralize Valve for releasing this as ftp with Battle Royale.

Gazing into the wasteland, Cecil, a so-called "vault dweller", spots a herd of cattle performing some form of what appears to be a celebratory ritual. Cecil knows it's dangerous to muck with the wasteland's wildlife, but his curiosity overtakes him, and he quietly sneaks closer. "How extraordinary!" Cecil probably thinks to himself, as he notices the herd showing signs of intelligence Cecil only knew to be exhibited by humans. Streamers, flyers, ribbons, and confetti gently flutter in the sky above the herd.

As Cecil continues observing, one of the herd spots him and alerts the others with an atrocious, deafening screech. "Moo" says the guard-cow, "Moo!" The herd quickly makes an effort to trod over to the frightened observer. He attempts to outrun the cattle, but alas, his feet cannot possibly move him at speeds that match those that the entire herd is racing at. The cows ask him for what reason he stalks the herd. Cecil vibrantly explains his curiosity to the herd. The apparently talking cows inform him that they are celebrating the new year, 2287.

With the flame of Cecil's curiosity extinguished, he proceeds by drinking and partying too much with the herd. In the wake of his hangover, as an ominous, looming kite, Cecil's wandering strikes over him once again. "What's life like for these animals? Do they see out of all 4 eyes? Can they breathe twice as fast compared to their ancestors?" The most perplexing question on Cecil's mind, however, was the herd's history.

Cecil then spent the next several minutes imagining what historical events he'd guess a herd of mutated cow's history would pertain.
Where have they traveled to? What life-changing, negative events have they endured in their time? What positive, [cow] society-progressing change have they overseen? Do they wage wars with rival herds, or do they happily live and commune in peace?

All of these things, did Cecil question to himself.
Then, the most disappointing realization came over Cecil as he awoke from his slumber, back into the wasteland.
For Cecil realized, it was only but a dream.

Things I like about Thomas Clancinumous' Rainbow Six Siege:
All the things

For a more detailed review, see my duckling friend's review: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198156636907/recommended/

UPDATE: This game's joy and entertainment has declined way beyond that amount which I am willing to play.

Here's a snippet of the game's lifecycle:
1) Add new OP operator, which introduces a hint - now just a hint - of pay to win.
2) This new operator renders a previous operator obsolete btw.
3) Goobisoft: Gotta wait until next season for this operator to be balanced btw lol.

Every 6 months or so I come back reminiscing on when it was actually good and I leave one match later disappointed.