Recent reviews by beri frajeri

Easily a GOTY

I hope the creator of the Lotus Island gets thrown into acid, then gets run over with a truck and then gets cancer and dies in horrible pain. Seriously, how mentally ill you have to be to create such garbage maps.

It doesn't need that stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Origin

R* has removed standalone GTA IV: Episodes from Liberty City, which was working perfectly fine, and replaced it with this Complete Edition garbage.
I finished TBoGT before the removal and started TLoD in this new Complete Edition. I have noticed the game is running significantly worse than ever before. I played GTA IV and TBoGT on 1080p, medium settings on 40-50fps. In Complete Edition, I can barely make it on 30fps, 720p, Low settings. So this version is super inferior to the previous one.

I started playing TLoD, played it for 2 hours. Then I wake up the next day only to find out that all of my progress is gone and now it wants me to sign in to their non-functional Rockstar Launcher, to save progress. I'm pretty sure it didn't ask me to sign in when I started playing. So why didn't I get that sign-in window before I wasted 2 hours of my life for nothing ?
Their launcher is 100x worse than Games For Windows Live (which is a DRM that they quietly removed in the classic version)
Never have I uninstalled a game so quickly.

Do yourself a favor and pirate this game. If you owned the standalone Episodes From Liberty City game and you still have it installed, than don't uninstall it if you want to play it in the future. If you see the "Purchase" icon instead of "Play", just launch it from the game folder, it won't count your platime, but at least you won't have to deal with the cancer Rockstar Launcher.

Rockstar Games is officialy dead. RIP

Basically a chill game. Nothing more to say about it.

What kind of drug addicted dumbass came up with that awful combat system ? I am more mobile and faster after running a marathon and drinking a whole bottle of vodka right after that than this crippled ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that I play as in this stupid ass game.

The optimization also sucks massive donkey balls.

I don't recommend playing this broken piece of turd even when you get this game for free. You will get suicidal in less than 30 minutes. They say videogames don't cause violence, but I'm pretty sure that this game is the reason why there are still terrorists and school shooters.

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Damn, this game is truly hardcore, it's like Dark Souls but much harder.
You can't even beat the first boss, who's called "LaunchPad".

10/10

Back at it again with the Paids Mods™, woo hoo!

Here is link for the hidden original Skyrim that Bethesda doesn't want you to see and buy.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/72850/The_Elder_Scrolls_V_Skyrim/

Paids Mods™ just went live, with the legendary 3$ Horse Armor mod, woo hoo!

They added an automated ban system.
It wouldn't be much of a problem if the game didn't have such a terrible toxic community. There's someone reporting me every single match for something really stupid, like not hitting a ball, or missing a shot. I could only imagine how many people in Gold or Silver ranks will be banned for absolutely nothing. There will be bots made just to report everyone on the server.

btw.
How do you even cheat in this game ? There's not cheats/hacks at all, so why is there an option to report someone for cheating ? I hope you won't get a permanent ban for this.

Rest in piece, fallen prince. It was fun while it lasted.

edit: It's only for using bad words apparently, oh boo hoo :'( It's not like mute-button exists.
I hope you will remove chat as well, people said I'm a stewpid dummy :( I cried on my mom's lap the whole night :( And why do people use rude nicknames ? Remove nicknames as well, because they are really rude :'( For example Shrek The Swagmaster. Shrek is not a swagmaster, why did he used that name ?!?? Remove every social aspect of this game or I will tell my dad.

Oh and also... Goodbye free-speech.