Grill'd Crispy Bacon & Cheese
Tom   Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
 
 
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The Story of my first RimWorld Colony Experience.

> Colony starts with three of the most intrepid and unusual characters to have ever come together (plus a cat called April)
> Luigi 'Lug' a child survivor of an illegal black market organ harvesting cartel, from which trauma has caused him to become completly incapable of causing violence.
> Eyon 'Ian' early life as a cave dweller dubbed 'cave child' proficient at cave painting and gardening but not much else.
> Miranda 'Mira' prodigy inventor and designer, child of famous inventor whose intelligence has been passed down to create outstanding skills in construction, research and gun-usage.

> Colony thrives first three days of existence with minimal occurrences, aside from the occasional friendly tribal villager interested in trading.
> Day four, the tables suddenly turn.
> Whilst foraging surface rock for steel, Lug is met with the alarming prospect of a nearby squirrel becoming rabid, it is deranged and will attack any living organism on sight.
> Unfortunately for Lug, he is the closest organism.
> The rabid squirrel attacks without mercy, biting and mauling Lug
> Being incapable of violence, even in self defence, Lug flees in the least helpful direction possible, away from the colony.
> Other colonists rush to his defence but by the time they reach Lug he is unconscious and suffering severe blood loss and multiple lesions.
> With the squirrel defeated, Miranda slowly hauls Lug's freakishly large body across the landscape.
> Lug is placed in a medical bed awaiting medical attention, unfortunately Lug is the only colonist proficient in medical procedure.
> Knocking on death's door Lug only just escapes his demise as the 'Cave Child' Eyon administers herbal medicine.
> Half a day passes with progress slow with only 2/3 colonists able to do work.
> Tables begin to turn once again.
> Out of nowhere a Warg suddenly infiltrates the Colony compound and viciously mauls April (the cat) to death with a few swipes of tooth and claw.
> Miranda armed with masterwork compound bow faces off against the Warg, misses twice and is consequently mauled to a crucial medical emergency status.
> Eyon makes desperate attempt to keep colony alive by facing the Warg with revolver, also misses and receives heavy damage, but thankfully disposes of Warg.
> Suffering heavy blood loss Eyon drags Miranda too a medical bed next to the still recovering Lug, manages to prevent bleeding and then himself retires to medical bed to rest from heavy wounds.
> Lug is the first to be back on his feet, all seems to be..despite the circumstances..under control, Lug is able to feed his suffering compatriots and returns to daily routine.
> Night approaches and all colonists are asleep. Warning bells suddenly begin as a raid from nearby pirate settlement approaches, a single raider is headed for camp.
> All would be fine, if it wasn't for the fact that the only colonists capable of defending were immobile and recovering from wounds.
> Lug does what Lug does best and hides inside dormitory in hopes raiders will steal a few items and leave.
> Raider has other plans and proceeds to burn down any structure or farmland that exists within the colony, whilst also discovering the cowering Lug and swiftly dispatching him with a few swings of a spiked club.
> Raider suffers severe burns whilst gleefully running a wild pyromaniac spree and succumbs to wounds.

> All hope seems lost as colony goes up in flames, suddenly a wandering Jewish traveller approaches the colony and attempts a daring rescue to the remaining wounded colonists in the dorm.
> Upon entering dormitory, Good Samaritan is greeted by super-heated air, that instantly floods lungs and causes severe internal burns, he crumples to the floor and is burned in the fire alongside the rest of the colonists.
> That is where the story of my roller-coaster ride ends. 10/10 Would recommend.

TL;DR Terrible events cause brilliant inventor, cave child and traumatic pacifist to die horrid deaths despite best efforts to remain alive.
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gonna have to pass chief
Saijurus Apr 28 @ 8:15am 
Let's break some records together.
Mirr Mar 1 @ 9:33am 
god
Grill'd Crispy Bacon & Cheese Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:25am 
no
Nithris Nov 23, 2023 @ 3:07pm 
hi mate, can add ?
LorgarTheLad Sep 7, 2023 @ 8:12pm 
funny guy, knows tf2, kicked my ass as spy. 10/10