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One in the head is worth two in the chest.
(My personal amending of the classic proverb)

I've always kept my heart closed, & mind open. But maybe, if you can distract my thoughts, you can sneak past them into my heart. Maybe, if it's a place where you fit in, you can even decide it's where you belong. And as long as you don't break anything, no one would ever think to ask you to leave.

Some people make me feel like I’m a volunteer in a magic show when I'm listening to them. They say some nonsensical string of words either to make themselves seem cool or to get the audience's attention, then suddenly, all my fucks disappear. Usually, as a follow-up for the trick, I disappear too.

Funny how I always have this desire to repay the world's kindnesses, but seldom do I want to repay its beatings. I'm really not that special either, so I know there are at least some others like that too, and that -to me- makes the world irrevocably beautiful.

Nos sumus nostra personalem Magnum Opus, ut opponitur nostra personalem Palmarius.
(I know, my Latin is awful)

Fallacy is fun
Post hoc ergo propter hoc:
The rooster crows immediately before sunrise, therefore the rooster causes the sun to rise.
Cum hoc ergo propter hoc:
The bigger a child's shoe size, the better the child's handwriting.
Therefore, having big feet makes it easier to write.

Normal people are boring, I prefer to drink my tea with the clinically insane.
Currently In-Game
DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin
Just Some Random Stuff I Guess
Quotes I Like:

“And that’s all we are Jefferson, all of us on this earth, a piece of drifting wood. Until we—each of us, individually—decide to become something else. I am still that piece of drifting wood, and those out there are no better. But you can be better.” —A Lesson Before Dying

“To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is the bad dream.” —The Bell Jar

“I think of my life as a kind of music, not always good music but still having form and melody.”—East of Eden

"And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." -Malcolm Reynolds

"Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time." —N/A

“Stories are for eternity, when memory is erased, when there is nothing to remember except the story.” —The Things They Carried

“What keeps you going isn’t some fine destination but just the road you’re on, and the fact that you know how to drive.” —Animal Dreams

“He’s more myself than I am.” —Wuthering Heights

“And in that moment, like a swift intake of breath, the rain came.” —Other Voices, Other Rooms

"Si vis pacem, para bellum" —Book 3 of De Re Militari (Latin "Concerning Military Matters")

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it." —(No one source)

"Never be afraid to fall apart because it is an opportunity to rebuild yourself the way you wish you had been all along." —Rae Smith

“The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried.” ― Stephen McCranie

"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain." ― Dune by Frank Herbert

"No individual raindrop ever considers itself responsible for the flood." ―Anonymous

Random Links/Stuff (Mostly Music):





Pingu [www.funnyjunk.com]

Divinty II:
Killed a skeleton with existential dialogue, saw grave marked "killed by dying", freed a pig by whispering rosebud to it, shown the credits when asking to see my future, lampshading of the "insurmountable waist-height fence" trope, & went from dragon-slayer to dragon in 20m

Stuff From:

King Corndog:

See, you don't get to do that, to come into somebody's life, make them care and just check out.

We all make mistakes, have struggles, and even regret things in our past. But you are not your mistakes, you are not your struggles, and you are here now with the power to shape your day and future.

Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind.

If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. The world needs more of that.






『Sorin』: when a conveyor belt and a inserter love eachother very much
『Sorin』: the stork kills them and leaves a green potion


-Talking about DLC skins in Depth-
"Why does the great white have such shit skins? All the other sharks have four skins."
-Realizes his mistake-

Some Games I Like

• Insurgency (and the original mod –and the Day of Infamy mod in it)
• Gmod
• Robocraft
• Arma 3
• R6V2 (the other R6 games too, but esp. V2)
• MGSV (listed separate ‘cuz as much as I love it, it doesn’t feel like the other MGS games to me)
• MGS3 (and the others, but esp. 3)
• TES (all five really, but obv. not TES online)
• Fallout 3 & 4 (haven’t done enough of 1 & 2, and I got bored of NV before getting too far in)
• L4D 1 & 2
• F.E.A.R. 1 & 2
• KF2 (also the original, but not as much)
• The Forest
• Hitman: Absolution (and the others less so as you go further back)
• PlanetSide 2
• Undertale
• Bastion
• Broforce
• Tactical Intervention
• PAYDAY 2 (it took some getting into, though)
• Space Engineers
• Dark Souls 1 & 2 (fukken Bloodborne had to be a PS exclusive)
• Barony (think simplified DnD through the medium of a real-time first person roguelike [I love it])
• Coin Crypt (go read my review, then buy the game)
• Orcs Must Die 1 & 2
• Natural Selection 2
• Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor
• Risk of Rain
• Wolfenstein: The New Order & The Old Blood
• Tomb Raider (reboot and some of the old ones)
• Dust: An Elysian Tail
• Red Faction: Guerrilla
• Star Wars - Battlefront I & II
• Secrets of Grindea
• Interstellar Marines (even if it’s so deep in early access development hell I can’t recommend it)
• Shadow Warrior (the reboot)
• BioShock (all 3)
• E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
• S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (I forget which of them I like…)
• Terraria & Starbound
• Warhammer: End Times – Vermintide
• The Darkness II
• Sleeping Dogs (and [from the precursor series] True Crime: New York City)
• Besiege
• Guns of Icarus Online
• Neo Tokyo
• Operation Flashpoint: Red River
• TF2
• Far Cry (all except for the very first [esp. loved 2 & Blood Dragon])
• Double Action: Boogaloo
• Hotline Miami (I still need to get the second one when I have cash to burn during a sale)
• Metro (all except for non-Redux version of 2033 [controls pissed me off])
• Saints Row (all except Gat Out of Hell which I never played and don’t see a reason to)
• Antichamber
• RO2
• Halo (all except 4 onwards, ODST, & Wars. I esp. loved Halo: Custom Edition [not to be confused with Halo: Combat Evolved])
• HL 1 & 2
• Ratchet & Clank (all the ones I’ve played [which is the first one through Deadlocked])
• Destroy All Humans 1 & 2
• GoldenEye 007 (N64 version)
• Metroid (each and every one, and esp. Fusion [Other M never happened go away])
• SSB (all of them)
• Crysis (all of them –despite it feeling like a different series after Warhead)
• Super Mario 64 & Sunshine
• Super Mario World: Super Advance 2
• Wario Land 3 & 4
• Pokémon Silver Version
• Soulcalibur IV
• Ico
• Shadow of the Colossus
• Lost Planet 2
• Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
• Advance Wars: Dual Strike
• James Bond 007: Everything or Nothing
• Star Fox 64
• Dead Space (all of them, but all for different reasons)
• Battlefield: Bad Company 1 & 2
• Battlefield (2-4, and 2142 [esp. Project Reality Mod and Titan Mode in 2142])
• Ghost Recon (all of them)
• Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory (and, to a much lesser extent, Blacklist)
• Mass Effect (all of them, but esp. 1 &2)
• Ziggurat
• Remember Me
• Moon (the other game on the DS from Renegade Kid)
• The Legend of Zelda
• Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic I & II
• Yoshi’s Island
• Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga
• Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time
• Mother (all of them)
• Asteroids
• Centipede
• Cave Story
• Screencheat
• CoD 3 (and literally none of the other ones)
• Doom (all of them)
• The Witcher (all of them)
• Spelunky
• Words for Evil
• Legend of Dungeon
• War of the Monsters
• Secrets of Mana
• Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies
• Zork (all of them)
• Hand of Fate
• Crawl
• Necropolis
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(Mal voice) Well, maybe I'm not a fancy gentleman like you, with your... very fine hat. But I do business. We're here for business.

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