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109 people found this review helpful
88 people found this review funny
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56.7 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
I totally bought this game for a friend of mine, so he can play on my account without fear that his wife will find out.


I'm such a good friend :)
Posted August 6, 2022.
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57 people found this review helpful
49 people found this review funny
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27.1 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
You go to Horny Jail! And you go to Horny Jail! And you go to Horny Jail! Everybody are going to Horny Jail!!!

Warden that we all need <3
Posted January 1, 2022. Last edited November 27, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
569.6 hrs on record (489.6 hrs at review time)
The best GWENT simulator there is on the market.... Story and side quest are just bonus to this GWENT simulator
Posted October 28, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
118.1 hrs on record
Do you remember what you did back in September 1995. when this came out? No? Where you even born?

Quck recap:
- Clinton was President
- Jelcin was president of Russia
- Rockets won NBA
- Ajax won UEFA champion's league
- Blackburn won Premiership
- Most expensive football player was signed for £ 13m

Now think of standard PC back then:
- 8 MB of RAM
- 400-1000 MB of HDD
- CPU - 33 Mhz
- GPU - 24-bit

Now compare 1995. world with 2020.....

I wanna go back in time!!!!! :_(

P.S. This remaster is awesome!

*I'm a mechanical man echoes inside your room right now*

Posted November 27, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
372.9 hrs on record (250.0 hrs at review time)
Keep calm, relax and drive <3
Posted June 29, 2019. Last edited November 27, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
432.1 hrs on record (69.2 hrs at review time)
FLAGS! I love this game because of FLAGS!

I try to build my XCOM team as much multicultural as I can, just to have many different FLAGS!

Did I say I love FLAGS?

In my runs, third world countries kick alien butts back into hyperspace!

P.S. I have nomanted this game for "Flag collector simulator 2017"
Posted November 24, 2017.
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77 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
2,544.0 hrs on record (766.0 hrs at review time)
After playing Civilization V for more then 2500 h, I have to say that I'm bit dissapointed with Civ VI.

It's still nice game, but it doesn't have that " just one more turn effect" like it had Civ V.

It has some nice features, but wonders are pretty much useless, road making system stupid (merchenat build your roads...)

But still I will give it positive review and I still recommend this game to new players that haven't played Civilization before (and haven't got used to better features in Civ V).
Posted November 24, 2017. Last edited November 24, 2018.
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250 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
60.2 hrs on record (60.0 hrs at review time)
No matter how old you are
No matter how young you are

No matter how tough you are
No matter how weak you are

Tears will get you...
Tears will get you ...
Posted July 27, 2017.
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12 people found this review helpful
35.4 hrs on record (28.9 hrs at review time)
I almost cried four times playing this game. Damn you Konrad!

10/10

P.S. I think I have PTSP
Posted January 9, 2016.
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9 people found this review helpful
37.4 hrs on record (37.2 hrs at review time)
Most atmospheric game ever! Highway robbers, vampires, ghosts, telepathic dwarfs and many more packed in realistic world of NPP Chernobyl or how it's know in game The Zone.

All location in game are real (check www.englishrussia.com or google maps) and fascinating.

Must buy for all lovers of DayZ and similar game types (if you like single player games)
Posted February 26, 2014.
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