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Recommended
25.4 hrs on record (19.3 hrs at review time)
If you enjoy the Road Rash 3DO game loop and the worst Australian accent since Tarantino in Django:Unchained, then you could do a lot worse than this.
Posted December 16, 2023.
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Recommended
24.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
loved the movement hated the building
the pve stuff was cool too
i just have other stuff i'd rather play sometimes, and that was one of em
and thus it goes on and on
until we all die
Posted December 8, 2023.
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Recommended
96.5 hrs on record (69.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted October 26, 2023.
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47.1 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Seven days to die
But I can eat broken glass
And just die in one
Posted March 30, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
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Not Recommended
23.8 hrs on record (22.8 hrs at review time)
Fallout 76 Haiku

Boring, empty world
Zero build diversity
Stick to Fallout 4
Posted December 7, 2022. Last edited December 7, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
Recommended
259.6 hrs on record (55.9 hrs at review time)
No Man's Haiku

David Braben can't
Hello Games doing it right
Stop whining Reddit


Posted October 17, 2022.
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56.9 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Like Gauntlet on Crack.


Posted May 30, 2022. Last edited November 23, 2022.
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Not Recommended
6.3 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Tries hard to be everything to everyone but just becomes a repetitive, confusing, confetti vomit with writing that would only appeal to juvenile edgelords
Posted March 24, 2022.
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Not Recommended
94.1 hrs on record (24.1 hrs at review time)
Quests that never end
Quest markers that don't exist
Where am I going?

No tutorials
No clues as to what things do
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ interface

Your quest log is full
Your Inventory is full
Standard MMO
Posted December 29, 2021. Last edited April 19.
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Recommended
9.1 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Rawkets and LG
They all mean so much to me
Scary yeti, arg!
Posted November 26, 2021.
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