Once upon an eccentric evening in the strange and wonderful realm of Rizzonia, a group of Ohio-bound sigmas embarked on a journey more sussier than a midnight impostor. On their adventure, they encountered a peculiar creature known as the Gyatt, a legendary being said to possess the power of the griddy at level 3. The sigmas watched as the Gyatt hit the most intricate griddy they had ever seen, leaving them in a state of grimace-induced wonderment. But their astonishment was short-lived as they were suddenly surrounded by a gang of baby Gronks, using rizz to defend their territory.

When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

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