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so umm anyways i just wanted to leave you this voicemail, yeah last night was cool and all but umm, when you said you were "clean" i went home and didnt really look at my ♥♥♥♥ till i woke up this morning. Lets just say my ♥♥♥♥ was completely covered in dry ♥♥♥♥ and i was peeling flecks of dried ♥♥♥♥ off my ♥♥♥♥ thanks for that surprise in the morning it was a great. Next time wash your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥....

So you're going by "Plat" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Chab from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.

Okay, so let’s say hypothetically, these weren’t the droids you’re looking for. You see, the droids you’re looking for have the Death Star plans, correct? However, as those droid are close minded liberals, and these droids are free thinking informed conservatives, these would not be the droids you’re looking for. Now, if you were to assume that these droids are the droids you’re looking for because they are a protocol droid and an astromech, then that would actually make you the real racists, as you would assume that all astromech droids have the death star plans. So if this were true, these aren’t the droid you’re looking for.

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