Salty
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This game is a generational masterpiece, It has been a long time since a game of such quality has surfaced on steam. Fap Queen 2 will join the ranks of the most legendary titles off all time including but not limited to the Witcher 3 and Half-Life 2. The combination of easy to follow commands and clear audio queues will immerse you into a world- no a universe of self pleasure involving jerking your ♥♥♥♥ off so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard your right leg goes numb.

It all began while i was browsing free games on Steam, little did I know one of the best games I would ever play would become a result of my boredom. And so I scrolled and scrolled, hitting my juul frequently as I have a severe nicotine addiction. And then it was as if God himself wanted me to see this game. There it was, Fap Queen 2. This was only the begging of my journey, howev- *I hit my juul please be patient* As the generously small game installed itself onto my SSD, I felt something graze my shoulders, and then my scalp; God himself had crowned me the King of Jerking off.

Upon opening the divine application i was gracefully greeted by a young woman who asked me if I (The King of Jerking Off) Would like to partake in self-pleasure. I hesitated however, hitting my juul to clear my thoughts. And then I came to my senses, this was my duty as King. I mustn't abandon my sole responsibility of jerking off. And so I accepted her quest.

My first adversary was a fairy. My task was to follow her instructions as carefully as I could, whilst making sure I didn't ejaculate in her presence. She tried and tried, but alas she was unsuccessful in her most valiant efforts. I knew it was too easy. The lord had carefully briefed her to just test me slightly, to weaken me. The next trial wasn't as easy however. Her race was unknown to me. Perhaps a genetically modified human? Human or not she was clearly trying her best, her efforts were unnatural. I knew that God's porn technicians had someone overrided her standard protocols in order to be much more challenging. Something wasn't right.

My final opponent had approached. An Orc she seemed to be. Unusually powerful in her practice my heart raced, I was no longer wanting to carry this burden, to be King. Nevertheless it was my duty, and it was too late to turn back now. Her first orders were straightforward, tis and tat. After a while though I grew tired, exhausted. After many sets of strokes I finally informed her I was ready for my final challenge, before I would approach the Queen, my Queen. My task was to jerk off and then cease right before I orgasmed, a challenge to be sure, one I had encountered many times before. But this time, this time I had a bad feeling. As I was reaching orgasm I had a realization, I had done too much. I resisted and resisted... I tried so hard to make it stop, for everthing to stop but I had failed.

I was panicing, I screamed and shouted for help, at the top of my lungs. No one came to help, for my guards and advisors had already left. They did not want to serve a King who couldn't perform his only duty. i wept as my court chaplain entered my quarters to inform me of everyone's departure... word hadn't got to him yet. When he realized I failed, he immediately seized my final juul pod, and removed my crown which had previously graced the top of my head proudly. I knew what I had done, I doomed the kingdom of Gods and mortals alike, allowing monsters and the devil in the flesh to enter the realm. Those before me had protected the Kingdom with ease. Jack Goff, Ben Dover, Mike Glitoris... all Kings before me. I was promptly exiled to lands unknown. But as the kingdom got further and further away, I looked back one least time. The castles, the keeps, the inns, they were all burning. I reached for my juul... slipping it out of my trousers I took one last hit and then realized something. My reign was just and fair.
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Adam Mar 20, 2023 @ 2:52pm 
I htae womn
Salty Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:44am 
woman
Adam Jun 22, 2021 @ 9:58pm 
Now let's say hypothetically I was the impostor. How would I get from reactor to medbay in that timespan, from which we saw each other, till you found yellow dead. Also if I were the impostor hypothetically speaking, how would I have finished all my tasks?
Big Chimp Apr 14, 2021 @ 4:26pm 
that victory royale was epic
Salty Mar 20, 2021 @ 11:07am 
Frtonite
dumpling Jan 4, 2021 @ 8:42pm 
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