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Kiss me or die

Stop acting like sex is real you idiots. It’s literally a hoax made up by the government you dumbasses. So stop acting like it’s the best thing is the world because it clearly isn’t, as its not real. Every single ♥♥♥♥ing time I hear someone tell me “sex is real” I feel like punching them down their ♥♥♥♥ing throat. It’s actually pathetic hox isn’t real. We’re just being tricked by the government once again. There’s literally so much ♥♥♥♥ing proof that sex isn’t real. It’s pathetic as ♥♥♥♥ that the democrats and the go this from us. So don’t be fooled when someone asks you for sex. Because it isn’t ♥♥♥♥ing real. It’s the biggest modern day hoax by the government in this world as of now. Now you may be asking, “then where the ♥♥♥♥ do babies come from if sex doesn’t exist?” Well you see, the government has microscopic drones that go up a woman’s vagina and fertilizes it. I rest my ♥♥♥♥ing case.

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