Splice
They call me "No Aim Johnny"   United States
 
 
Just waiting out mah days till' the sweet sensation of death takes my hand.



Ways I've wasted my life away:
Games | Achievements | Anime | CS:GO



...♥♥♥♥ CS:GO :steamsalty::steamsad:



Quotes
Bitter Irony
*Tap, tap, tap*
*Glass breaks*
*Cut finger*
*Ignore it*
*It get's infected*
*Go to hospital*
*It's terminal*
*Sit in hospital bed with family*
*Look out window*
"You'll die alone, a virgin, and so young"
"And what irony that was in the strive,
For not only something that isn't real,
But something completely out of your grasp"
- Xenfare, 2015

"CSGO is his life but he sucks at life truly a sad life."
- Gurdia, 2016

"You sound like you're about to shoot up a school."
- memes, 2016

Intriguing
i n t r i g u e
To be pulled into something
Pulled into her
You see...
It's all connect
Love and sex
It's all the desire to be close to someone
Physically and emotionally
That's why we try to get inside of each other
To be as close as possible
To touch the soul
Kissing
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Everything
.....Anyways that's my justification for giant titties
- Xenfare, 2016

***Playing Grav***
"What is it?" - Pawa
"Survival game." - Me
"Ironic because with how your life sucks, why would you wanna survive? :$ "
- Pawa, 2016

"#1 thing I hate bout CSGO is kids making "Things I Hate" videos about CSGO, #2 thing Zeus nerfs."
- Gurdia, 2016

***Waiting for someone to join lobby***
"How long this bish take to verify cash?" - Me
"As long as it took for you to get out of silver."
- memes, 2016

***Playing CIV V***
"Is Medieval before Renaissance Era?" -Me
"No, Renaissance is right after!"
- Gurdia, 2017

***High-fives self***
- Gurdia, 2018

"I'll touch you"
- Thommii Chan, 2019

"Top 3 most toxic players ever met."
- Dad, 2019

***Playing CS:GO Op***
"Wanna jus do that map Breach" -Me
"No, let's just do the comp Breach!"
- Gurdia, 2019

"Tehe"
- Gurdia, 2019

"What the ♥♥♥♥ is an inbox?"
- Gurdia, 2020

"If you ever get cold sitting there playing games,
A fursuit can really change that"
- Wrayth, 2021

"If you have a gay uncle, how the ♥♥♥♥ are you here today?"
- Oristrepr, 2021

"What's the launch option for novid?"
- Gurdia, 2022

"MY JUST DANCE!!! :winter2019angrysnowman:"
- Gurdia, 2023

"I think I want more onion."
- Gurdia, 2023
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VoltSh0ck Jul 29 @ 3:24pm 
Hey your friend QueenToots has her account compromised, they attempted to do a classic Phishing scam on me, please contact her outside of Steam if possible, otherwise watch out, don't accept any offers from her or messages. They get you by trying to "vote" on their "friends" cs tournament and have you login to "vote"
™✓R•I•E•Z Jul 21 @ 11:53pm 
have an offer for ya, added mate.
Me intornet no werk Jul 21 @ 9:11pm 
+rep maybe likes hummus too much
Vampire Twink Jul 21 @ 9:10pm 
+rep cutest blight ever. ty for the backshots at the bed on ormond <3
Ivory Jun 30 @ 9:53pm 
+rep hump tech god ! !
Ur Fav Goth Mommy Jun 10 @ 4:57pm 
+rep a magnificent killer :thehook::luv: