Captain Obvious
 
 
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

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Sample Text Jun 21, 2023 @ 3:33pm 
Here I will leave the cat, friends who pass by can pet it and give it a thumbs up
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Captain Cunt Aug 16, 2020 @ 6:31am 
im the real captain around here, this man is a stinky imposter
-=CF=- `_ゝ` Aug 17, 2019 @ 6:09pm 
Would it be morally wrong to have consensual sex with Pokemon? That's a whole debate waiting to happen, really. Some Pokemon are probably intelligent enough for that (mostly psychic types) and some of them might not be. There's also a whole argument based on the fact that you are the Pokemon's master and therefore may be abusing a position of power over them.

Though at the end of the day the world of Pokemon is a wild west if you really stop to think about it, lots of hormone-addled trainers venturing off into the wilderness where no one is sure to come by, making completely secret little hidden bases for god-knows-what purpose, so if you really wanted to then no one other than the Pokemon itself could stop you or would even know it happened.

So the takeaway is that only you can answer that question for yourself, as everyone's gonna have their own opinion. My vote is "it's probably fine."
-=CF=- `_ゝ` Aug 14, 2019 @ 4:54pm 
Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.
Sample Text Oct 2, 2016 @ 10:33am 
"Hi, I'm Sample Text, and this is my Steam. I work here with my old man Farty and my son, "Big Ben." Everything meme in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know how many roadhog hooks you are going to miss"
Koffee Kakes Oct 2, 2016 @ 2:39am 
My name is Zak Bagans. Lead investigator of the Ghost Adventures Crew. I never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video....With no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow investigator Nick Groff and Aaron Goodwin. The three of us will travel to some of the most highly active paranormal locations, where we will spend an entire night, being locked down from dusk until dawn....Raw...Extreme...These are our Ghost Adventures.