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I (27M) used to have a pretty awesome life (great). One day I was walking to my house when all of sudden a strange man (46M) approached me and held a gun (9x19mm Parabellum) to my head. I asked him what he wanted and he told me that if kanye didn’t release his new album by december 15th he would murder my whole family and then me. I waited with anticipation for the date and when it came, kanye west cancelled and as promised, the man killed my whole family. I am now on the run and hiding but its no use since he tracks my every move. Kanye if you’re reading this please release your new album to save my life before he finds me.

*surprised Pikachu face*