Excallypurr
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Be me.
Start the fight.
Fight a monster for 30 minutes.
Monster's close to death.
Go in for the easy clap.
One more slap.
Monster pulls out a move that is so fast I can't avoid it and one shots me.
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Gets sent back to camp raging.
Kills weaker monsters for stronger weapon.
Goes back to monster that killed me, this time prepared.
Another 30 min fight.
Wind up the wombo combo to knock this boi out.
Omae mou shindeiru
Monster pulls out another fast af move that stuns me.
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Rapidly spins joystick as I see the monster start to charge,
Gets bopped back to Astera.

10/10 Would rage again
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Mnmcake Dec 23, 2017 @ 8:42pm 
♥♥♥♥ yes where do i sign up
Chair Dec 22, 2017 @ 8:46pm 
Lol u wanna be best friends
Mnmcake Dec 22, 2017 @ 7:47pm 
lol gay
Chair Dec 22, 2017 @ 7:45pm 
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Chair Dec 22, 2017 @ 7:41pm 
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Chair Dec 22, 2017 @ 7:41pm 
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