People keep asking me what race I am going to play as in Baldur's Gate 3. Well, let me tell ya old chum, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnwarf, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnelf, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnalfing, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnuman, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnithyanki, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnalf-Gnelf, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gniefling, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnow, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnagonborn, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnalf-Gnorc, I am gnoing to be playing as a Gnome. And you've been .. Gnooomed.

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Where's the ice cream in this freakin joint?

Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEETH LEFT, it's- it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you're dead, you're dead.

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