Recent reviews by Groo the Wanderer

Unfinished crap once again from Early Access.

FOB's run out of supplies and no way to replenish them. Very few servers to play on and when you do find one you sit around waiting for other peopple to join before it even starts. The game crashes constantly online in multiplayer. And basically from what I've read from posts in the lobbies this thing is dead and on it's last legs. Save your money.

Crap and no updates.

My review is this:

This was my post to a comment to someone who posted on the forum on 6/13/15 (whom actually was a troll because he had a Steam profile of 0 and a private profile), reguarding how only Level 20 or higher players should be able to vote-kick. However, it is a reflection of what happens in this game for new players.

The complaint was about the Steam Summer sale whereas people could buy the game for $2.00 U.S. and how vote-kicking was going to run rampant and unchecked by new players.

"I got this three days ago for twice the price it is today. I'm only at level 4. And to the people who say only level 20 or above should be able to vote kick, I say nay to you Sir! You must have forgotten how easy it is to accidentally kill a teammate because he had so much blood on him he looked like an enemy. What about lag? Enemy in front. LAG, your teammate already killed him and was running past when you swung and lopped off his head. People of ALL ranks will abuse the votekick because....well, people are jerks. Play ANY game online and ,,,,well, you veterans should know by now, so why try to explain. It sounds like a case of sour grapes. Personally I haven't had so much fun in a game with or without my friends in it.

And one last thing. If I'm in a game with you and you vote to kick someone, well, I'm the guy that always votes no. The game is too much fun to be taken seriously!

Have a good time and hope to see you on the field!"

Single player missions are O.K. No need to make it online only. DRM (online only) sucks because it got cracked anyway. Multiplayer is constant hackers.


EDIT: You cannot sell stolen cars while offline.

EDIT: You CANNOT EVEN play single player offline.

Good job! The game has already been cracked and I get punished when my internet goes out for a day.

EDIT: It's a hacker's paradise. It even says on the steam page that F***star will not even read the valve forums. You must jump through all of their hoops to report someone. Hacker's rip off money paid for with sharkcards by making you replace destroyed vehicles with in-game money on insurance claims. Meanwhile their DRM anti-cheat system lags the ♥♥♥♥ out of legitimate players. Every time I try to play this game is a futile effort at frustration.

Never even got it to start. Based on the reviews you lose more money by firing a weapon than you take in.

I just do not care. I no longer think that the dev's do either. I believe the the modding community actually cared more to mod this game, both 2 and 3. I also believe that the dev's are lazy and are counting on the modding community to make this game better.

I had a nice little walled off lumber mill. More wood than you could shake a stick at (pun intended). Raided everything in the area. Brought back stuff I couldn't even use in the game until the last patch. Had water out the wazoo from rain barrels. I had it all. But no refrigeration. My food spoiled. Decided to make my way to the mall on the Northeast of the map that I had heard about. Fought my way through massive hordes drawn by that damn helicopter. Slept in the woods. Changed my pants daily because I was so scared I peed them. Set up temporary bases and raided to get what I needed. All the while thinking of how nice it would be to get in and secure that mall as a home. Almost there. Ran across an airfield and decided to go North. Bad choice. Multiple Zeds and the longest friggin fence you have ever seen in your life. Trapped! That's alright. I haven't lugged all of these shotgun shells for nothin". Blasted my way out. "Get outta my way you undead heathen!", I shouted .

Then, there it was. In all of it's glory! I thought to myself: "Hey, they have to have 'The Gap' in there. I can get new pants. Maybe some of those 'acid washed' ones from the 80's".

And a slurpee!

OMG! The amount of undead was unreal. I ran up and shouted "Hey!" and fired my shotgun at one of them so they would follow. HA! They fell for it, the simpltons. They chased me. I outran them and made my way around to the side of the mall. So many doors!

AND EVERYSINGLE ONE WAS LOCKED!

Finally, I found a way in throught a side door.

It must have been Black Friday when the apocalypse happened. Because everyone was here in the mall.

No problem. I still got some rounds for the ol' shotgun! Blasted my way past them, ran up the escaltor to the second flloor.

Oops! There were more. MANY more! Barricaded in a room on the second floor, so's I could set up a base. (They made it look so easy in the 1978 Dawn of the Dead version).

Then they found me! Beat down my door, and in they poured. (In hindsight, I should not have picked a room with only one entrance/exit.) DOH!

Blasted my way through some, ran out of ammo. Grabbed the bat, beat them back, and managed to run past them and out the door!

Lucky for me! There were four large windows over there. I broke thru one, ran out onto the floor, and turned to confront my attackers!

There were too many of them. I tried my best, but decided I needed to flee.

To my right! I can go there! HA HA!


AND I FELL OFF THE EDGE OF THE SECOND FLOOR.

AND BROKE MY BONE.

BECAUSE I WAS ON THE OUTER ROOF OF THE MALL ON THE SECOND FLOOR.

Needless to say, the ones below made a meal of me in short time. I couldn't run fast enough.

After ALL of that.

The End.

Never got past the tutorial and I play DCS-A10. Having read other negative reviews it's no wonder. It literally will take 3 months to learn....and you PAY real money for a monthly subscription during that time. It seems to me the whole point of this is to drag it out while they collect your money.

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