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10 people found this review helpful
17.2 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i cannot recommend this game right now, maybe in the future they will figure out what they want to do with this game, but right now its completely awful to play, its a fun party game to play with some friends once in a while but thats about it, online play is none existent, theres no matchmaking so you can join a lobby as a new player with 3-4 level 70 players that have been playing none stop since the play test and completely ruin your experience, and if you choose to keep playing because you want to get better and have a chance, you will realize that the game is won by whoever gets their broken augment, so you can start the round and get 1 shot by a random arrow from across the map, or you will get 1 shot by an ability that takes up your whole screen, and even if you dodge the first one they can recast it about 3 times and even if you somehow manage to kill anyone they can drop a grenade that you probably wont be able to dodge because you already used your dodge ability that, you guessed it, it 1 shots you. theres no skill theres no outplaying its just augments playing the game for you i don't know what they were thinking releasing the game like this
Posted March 15, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
48.8 hrs on record
this game gives the worst illusion of choice, there's no player choice at all just stuff to say, remember in games from 15 years ago where a character would mention another option to an ultimatum and you could actually impact the story if you tried that option? yeah there's none here its all linear, there's literally no reactions in this game feels absolutely soulless and pointless, even the most obvious stuff like using curses next to classmates or professors is none existent, the open world also feels dead and gets worse and worse as you progress, there's so much stuff that's either pointless or don't reward the player for time spend or exploration that i could write a whole book about it, the game itself (the story and gameplay) are fine its nothing crazy, you could give all the wizards and witches guns and the gameplay would play almost the same, its a very nice looking game,there's like 2 memorable characters in the whole game, every other character kinda blends together and you wont really care about any of them, other than that it was basically free for all at the development studio of who can add a bunch of stuff instead of focusing on polishing the immersion of the game, i'm sure there's people out there that love collecting every item and doing every side quest and exploring every area of the map, but when the game is as bland as this there's no way im sitting there fighting the same 3 enemy types over and over again for a worse item than i already have, its a 5/10 from me, Rockstar did the whole school thing better with Bully and that was almost 20 years ago.
Posted February 16, 2025.
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2 people found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record
this game makes me wanna shoot myself, i have played boring games before, i have even played game where the whole premise is that there is nothing, this game somehow manages to be even more empty than those games, enemies don't do anything, you don't do anything, every building is a maze within a maze with the same 3 room pattern to it, even the developers realize this and they've put a "Way Out" text over the door you have to go through to exit the building, the whole map is covered in fog so you can't see anything shooting the guns feels boring, the melee is horrible, you actually don't even need to kill anything, you can just kick the zombies out of the way,loot, then leave, its insane to me that this game has mostly positive reviews, they built a resident evil/silent hill type atmosphere and thats it, this game has nothing to offer beyond that, im convinced the people that play this game are either payed to play it,bots or are being forced at gunpoint to play this, i cannot find a single interesting thing about this game i hope in a future patch they put a "Way Out" over the Exit the Game button.
Posted April 20, 2023.
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107.6 hrs on record (107.5 hrs at review time)
got in a private lobby with friends, typed some ♥♥♥♥ in chat while friend was afk because was bored, saw it was all getting censored my friend tried to type the n word in 40 different ways just to see how far the censorship goes, i did the same, 7 day ban for just typing random ♥♥♥♥ in a chat of 3 people, get unbanned play some ranked, 2 of my squad mates couldnt kill a single guy with like 30 hp, i rage and type "you ppl are rtarded" and got perma banned, appealed it, got denied because i had "constant toxic behavior" the game is alright but the people behind it are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded.
Posted July 8, 2022.
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194.1 hrs on record (78.7 hrs at review time)
this has got to be this most unfinished game i have every played, i have finished this game twice unable to 100% every side quest because 4 or so missions got bugged (2 in my latest save) and i couldn't finish them, not after i restarted the game, not after i left and came back nothing works to fix them from what i've tried, the story is nothing special and the endings lead to the same outcome no matter what, the best part about this game is probably Keanu Reeves and the 4 or 5 side quests that are actually pretty funny/interesting.
Posted December 20, 2020.
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375.1 hrs on record (319.1 hrs at review time)
this good game if you have friends
Posted November 25, 2020.
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2,271.1 hrs on record (1,186.7 hrs at review time)
If you find a good community server to play on this game can be very good.
Posted September 29, 2020.
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34.3 hrs on record (27.4 hrs at review time)
this used to be a very fun game, until the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the crosshair placement, this game still feels empty with nothing to do, super repetitive, the idea was there, the execution was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ butchers beyond recognition
Posted March 7, 2020. Last edited October 28, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
This is the hardest game i've played since Cuphead if not Har♂️ er and more very enjoyable.
Also it was released on my name day so i feel extra close to this game,
its a must play for sure!
Posted April 15, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Really great game.
The combat is simple and straight to the point, the movement controls perfectly, parkouring around and jumping in 0 gravity is extremely fun, there are some bad things here and there but it is BETA after all, its battle royale game with thier own twist on it, no need to get lucky and get a better weapon than someone, your starting bow and axe is all you need,having said that i wouldn't mind having the abiliity to maybe switch to another weapon, the program power thingys are really fun to use, my favorite one is defenetly the teleport one, it can help getting around the map faster and escaping from sticky situations! the traps and really fun to use, this is probably the only game ive used traps and had people actually fall for them, the chest one is great, every time i've used it someone has fallen for it, its awesome how greedy people can be.

BAD THINGS I DISLIKED: The director needs to be changed, you can kill everyone on the map and at the end die to the worst player just because the director gave them health and invincibilty, thats annoying as hell.
There aren't many ways of getting your health back so if you got hurt badly at the start of the game you can only hope to get a random health boost from one of the chests around the map witch there are about 4 or 5 and the chances of getting health from it is about 5%.
The snowball mechanic is really annoying, someone can freeze you to death just by throwning 3-4 snowballs at you, 25% cold is way too much from a freaking snowball, theres nothing you can do once someone throw a snowball at you since you most likely won't be fully warm since your cold meter decreases fast and a snowball would put you at about 10 to 20% cold, you won't have time to make a fire because he will most likely push you or you won't have wood so he will just wait you out till you freeze to death, thats stupid.
The knockback needs to be greatly reduced, you can shoot someone with the bow and send them on the other side of the map, its really hard to play when you can get shot in the sky then before you can even land you get shot again and die mid-air, or when you try to cross a bridge and someone shoots you into lava and theres nothing you can do about because it was the only way to go,
Anyways its all around a fun game, i myself played it for 4 hours straight and enjoyed it a lot, i wish to see this game inproved and with more content in the future.
Posted January 21, 2018.
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