Recent reviews by timsburg

One of the Games of All Time

Pros:
Gun play is pretty fun and it rewards the headshots
The robot with the spinning tail is very cool
It is very scary, I do not want to fight the bosses
Quicksave keeps you and your loot up to date
Its like a zombie game but there are humans and vampires as the zombies

Cons:
I have nobody to play with
is 70 bucks

Wishlist:
Mega map with a high rise with 100 floors and if you reach the top before halloween you get a costume
Game is not 70 bucks so people can actually play the game, its like a 40 dollar game tbf
My robot dog has a stake launcher that can one shot vampires, but he takes 8 seconds to retrieve it
I want a hunting rifle in the first 60 minutes of gameplay
Friendly vampire, we call him Casper
psychic ability to see zomb..vampires and cultists from 100m so we dont run into eachother (pacifist gameplay)
zombie vs vampire turf war. the enemy of my enemy is my friend
less reading material placed everywhere, my head hurts and I think that it's free loot
Vehicle implementation/ mechanics so we can do trill drivebys on the vamps and the zombs
Robot dog skin, make one the creepy robot dog that people keep shoving over with a broomstick
EDIT good updates

goated gameplay

Not a bad game, lots of content, at least a few years in fact. And its free.

CEO of Pant Unshitter LLC,
This game was recommended to me by a friend acclaimed to be THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD to him. I bought this puppy on sale and was hassled to play it. So I played it waiting for some fallout NV ♥♥♥♥ and all i get is an old ass rpg with some sex scenes and gamecube lara croft tiddies. ♥♥♥♥♥ im tryna see some real anime titties BUTT NAKED. Was very let down but when the internet dies and the world burns ill give it another try while jerking my jimmy to samus from a game informer magazine.
BRUH BRUH BRUH

After 1000+ Hours on the Bethesda Launcher I was happy to see I got a free launch from steam along with the other free fallout games. Pretty sad to see people still mad about its launch but its pretty good right now. Wastelanders is a good refresh on stuff to do because the main quest lines were shadowed by grinding to get the best gear. After all this time playing it gets boring once you have everything you ever wanted and get only pennies and junk from these quests so taking away vault raids was a mistake. More stash space, easier fast traveling without bugs or glitches and crashes, and this game could be spotless.
EDIT: Steam Awards requirement, still a good game and free "battle pass" style rewards with missions that take only around 20 minutes a day to complete.

Bought the game in a heartbeat out of pure nostalgic feelings from playing zombotron online. The most exciting part of getting the game on release was fighting the bosses maybe 2 or 3 lives then finally learning what you need to do to defeat them. This game was well illustrated and designed around the old zombotron games with a friendly UI. Loved playing the game and if I could leave some criticism it would just be a skip button for the narration because some places there are enemy ai heavy spots and long dialogues before them so you might die and have to sit thru the entire reiteration. The game is a little on the costly side but probably the only offline game id be willing to pay for more stories. All-in-all, thank you ant.karlov for bringing to steam another great zombotron!

lackluster on release

Can run 60 fps on a i7 950 3.07ghz and gtx 750 ti 2gb on lowest graphics. Beware of hackers and snipers