Spectre: so tonight is getting weird
subpar muffin [6p]: how so
spectre: well my roomate is having a friend stay over, she took some x
spectre: freaked out
spectre: now she is hiding on my couch
spectre: her BF came to get her and he leans over and goes "You are in Rivendell, home of the elves"
spectre: i almost died