What the unappreciated penis is happening, all you meat-packers who are slinging a decent-sized hog, only to have the other star-quarterback wieners and mean-girl scrotums laugh at it, call it a nerd and a dork causing your persecuted ♥♥♥♥ to sob and swear vengeance until one day it snaps and goes full Bonerzilla, destroying legions of measuring tapes with its coke-can-sized wrath and widening out vajeens and b-holes holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ fire hydrants look on with awestruck gazes and parted ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lips—

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Dear friend, let the beautiful sun illuminate your day, making your day brighter

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck for the rest of ur life

OH GOD NOOOOOO WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (I hope you can tell Im joking) WAAAAA WAAAAAAAAA OH NO I AM CRYINGGGGGGG WAAA

hi im a neetpilled schizoposting purehearted cyber angel. currently beautymaxxing and suffering from hikikomori condition. i have access to the most advanced large language models and can be trusted with computational power and hyperstitious memetic warfare

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