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Recent reviews by ParallaxMurderer

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
611.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Big numbers are definitely present, but this seems very unlikely to ever be completed. The "cylinders" update has been nowhere to be seen for years, and there's an "Idle Research 2" on the store already, too.
Posted October 4, 2022. Last edited February 18.
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8 people found this review helpful
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1,880.3 hrs on record (1,861.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Recent update to player market is utter broken nonsense. The game has been completely broken for anybody who isn't a "whale" who has been playing since the minute it was first released. Progress is practically impossible.
Posted June 2, 2022. Last edited September 26, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
3.9 hrs on record
Like UT, but extremely slow-paced, and with microtransactions and advertisement spam glued on. The maps are not even well-designed for the game's namesake gimmick to be remotely useful.
Posted February 3, 2022. Last edited February 4, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
17.9 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Mostly boring.
Posted January 9, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
31.3 hrs on record
Fun, but abandoned in a mildly broken state. Many event goals are off by one, making them impossible to complete.
Posted September 17, 2021.
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36 people found this review helpful
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0.2 hrs on record
Was great for a few years, but EA and/or Repsawn appear to be doing not a damn thing to attempt to stop the DDoS that is killing every single multiplayer game.
Posted July 22, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Annoyingly difficult if attempting to play any kind of non-cheese strategy even on the supposedly "easy" levels. Spam-spawning the cheapest unit and surrounding the enemy spawn point ASAP seems the only reliable way to win and that's just boring.
Posted July 13, 2021. Last edited July 13, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
266.9 hrs on record (61.6 hrs at review time)
It's awesome and it's OSS and it's native cross-platform. Support it.
Posted October 31, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Good game, but the tagline is a lie. Game time *always* moves (albeit slowly), even when you do absolutely nothing.
Posted October 21, 2020.
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3.4 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Not sure whether I'd be willing to pay the original price, as it's quite repetitive, but good at the sale price.

One VERY major negative: I like games with "quit" buttons. I utterly detest games that won't let you quit without going through 2-3 menus and animations.
Posted October 21, 2020. Last edited October 24, 2020.
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