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266.9 hrs on record (61.6 hrs at review time)
It's awesome and it's OSS and it's native cross-platform. Support it.
Posted October 31, 2020.
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2.6 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Good game, but the tagline is a lie. Game time *always* moves (albeit slowly), even when you do absolutely nothing.
Posted October 21, 2020.
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3.4 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Not sure whether I'd be willing to pay the original price, as it's quite repetitive, but good at the sale price.

One VERY major negative: I like games with "quit" buttons. I utterly detest games that won't let you quit without going through 2-3 menus and animations.
Posted October 21, 2020. Last edited October 24, 2020.
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36.1 hrs on record (16.4 hrs at review time)
Good, but not $20 good. Wait for a sale to drop it to $10 and then it's worth it.

Lacks any real objectives; just grow more food and get more population. Seems like the developer abandoned it halfway through. Not that anything is broken; everything in the game is "complete", it just feels like more complex mechanics were intended to be included but never made it.
Posted August 26, 2020. Last edited September 7, 2020.
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0.3 hrs on record
This is barely even a game.
Posted August 19, 2020.
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6.7 hrs on record
Somewhat boring, far too challenging without resorting to cheating, and too short of a campaign with a very vague plot.
Posted April 3, 2020.
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1.0 hrs on record
A game like this shouldn't have a story. When you attempt to add one, it is lame and annoying.
Posted January 10, 2020.
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0.6 hrs on record
Portalarium is just a bunch of scammers who run off with the money and don't deliver on promises.
Posted October 24, 2019.
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5.7 hrs on record
It's a decent time occupier. Takes several hours to complete the whole thing, though there's really not much new content as you progress - just different "leaders" to attempt to force different play styles and different "monsters" for one game mode if you want to unlock everything. For less than the price of a movie ticket, it's well worth it. Also worth a few bucks to point out that Linux games do in fact have a market.
Posted October 14, 2018. Last edited October 14, 2018.
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2.7 hrs on record
In the small amount I played, there were no options, just do this, do that, then do the other thing. Complete linearity with no choice involved makes a visual novel, not a game.
Posted May 20, 2018.
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