Recent reviews by ParallaxMurderer

Like UT, but extremely slow-paced, and with microtransactions and advertisement spam glued on. The maps are not even well-designed for the game's namesake gimmick to be remotely useful.

Mostly boring.

Fun, but abandoned in a mildly broken state. Many event goals are off by one, making them impossible to complete.

Was great for a few years, but EA and/or Repsawn appear to be doing not a damn thing to attempt to stop the DDoS that is killing every single multiplayer game.

Annoyingly difficult if attempting to play any kind of non-cheese strategy even on the supposedly "easy" levels. Spam-spawning the cheapest unit and surrounding the enemy spawn point ASAP seems the only reliable way to win and that's just boring.

It's awesome and it's OSS and it's native cross-platform. Support it.

Good game, but the tagline is a lie. Game time *always* moves (albeit slowly), even when you do absolutely nothing.

Not sure whether I'd be willing to pay the original price, as it's quite repetitive, but good at the sale price.

One VERY major negative: I like games with "quit" buttons. I utterly detest games that won't let you quit without going through 2-3 menus and animations.

Good, but not $20 good. Wait for a sale to drop it to $10 and then it's worth it.

Lacks any real objectives; just grow more food and get more population. Seems like the developer abandoned it halfway through. Not that anything is broken; everything in the game is "complete", it just feels like more complex mechanics were intended to be included but never made it.

This is barely even a game.