tell ur mom buy new internet connection dumbass

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and want to become goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am global elite 2. Pls no copy pasterino my story.

Look man i know we don't know each other at all but i really feel like i need to step in on this one, So like In the "Bee Movie", when Barry B. Benson is commanding the ATFH team to take out what appears to be Winnie the Pooh (in order to take back the honey), the scope on the ATFH team member's M16A2 appears to be 19 degrees off proper perpendicularity to the barrel. The laser-sight atop the scope falls directly on Winnie's honey jar. Given that the initial distance between the laser sight and the gun barrel is roughly 17.2cm (6 inches), this would follow that, assuming a distance of only 10 metres (to account for Pooh Bear being able to hear the c ocking of the gun), the bullet would go about 3.6 metres off the intended target at the assumed distance. So like CAN U BELIEVE THAT?
OHMYGOD man, It's all a big part of the conspiracy theory that my great grandad told me before he died out of masturbating too much to shrek pr0n ...

its ok friend, i wont blame u. we play for fun. idc about my ranks <3 xqcL

You were thinking I died? ♥♥♥♥♥, surprise
I still got them double thick thighs, french fries
I get down and gobble-gobble up, with my booty up
She be going wobble-wobble up, here's a big duck
Slide-slide in the peanut butter, don't zucc her
Who actually regrets me? My mother
I trolled beta's with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, betrayer
You nothin' but a hater-hater, clout chaser

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