this guy, he told me that if i ever crossed him perpendicularly he would cut off my fingers and make a martyr out of me. I want it on record that I told him he could do that to even his most devout followers, such as fred and kendall, but epic.

the world needs to know this man said hed rather have a bot hoster daughter than a spy main son

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lime "sprite" citrus 28/09/2027

I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.

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