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It’s COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃🎃 IT’S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉BUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌SOME 💏DRACULA💉C00CK🍆💦😫

What's going on, fella? I remember meeting you back in 2013 at a sexual deviant orgy and was wondering what the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with your ♥♥♥♥. I mean for real, it looks like somebody poured boiling french fry oil on it and then some back alley doctor in Tijuana threw 4 too many skin grafts onto it trying to fix it. On that note, your balls aren't supposed to be in front of your ♥♥♥♥. Unless I was mixing the two up, it really was kinda hard to tell. Anyhow, please for the love of god don't go near a school, you'll probably get shot on sight for looking like Adam Lanza and Ted Cruz's offspring

Penis don't know what you see.
Penis don't know what you be.
Penis don't know what be true.

Penis do what penis do.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx