Recent reviews by Hairless Otter

I love this game. I would choose Fallout 4 over my first born child all day long if that choice ever happens to come up once I have children, but GOD bethesda is so bad. At literally everything it does now. Does anyone actually have faith in a new elder scrolls? I don't. I wish they would at least stop breaking their classics. Great game. Bad bethesda

This is fun if you would rather play a game instead of spend 10 hours staring at spreadsheets while everyone around you screams "ThE GaMe DoEsNt StArT UntiL EndGaMe." Also it has an OFFLINE mode which some people don't like because they were dropped on their head as a baby too many times

I originally gave this a negative review despite loving what it presented at launch. I recorded old clips of the game throwing cars into the sky and making people vanish when I smacked them. It was pretty funny. Now, 5 years later, the game still does those things, but its finally finished. Why did we have to wait 5 years? Greed! Anyway, its good good. Keanu Reeves is god

I'd play this game just for the booty, but it’s so stylish & fun on top of that. She's like if that meme of spider man with the massive, inflated butt was a real superhero. Only way cooler with guns in her shoes and a huge butt. Spider man wishes he had cake like that. But yeah, 10/10 on the butt & gameplay scale

Kind of hard to describe. Sort of if like x-com and a 90s CRPG had a scary baby. Its very difficult at times, but incredibly addicting. This is a gem for sure.

I was ready to give this a good review while playing against bots. This game kicks so much ass & I hope it stays active for a while. More vehicular combat, please

Its way more stable than it was on launch. It only took them 100 years to fix the game we all paid a lot of money for. Great game, get it on sale. Capcom is still trash.

This would have been a dream come true as a lonely elementary school child. You go through famous duels from the anime, earn points, then you buy booster packs with those points. You can just play yugioh and have fun without being forced to keep opening your wallet. If you've lost your childhood wonder and you take this children's card game too seriously, this may not be for you. If you love playing yugioh, collecting cards & opening booster packs that don't cost real money, then get your game on.

A solid fantasy RPG. It does a great job helping you understand the lore and it keeps people who never played POE in mind when telling its story. I personally love the combat and art style as well. Bethesda may be completely useless, but we still have Obsidian to scratch the itch.

I cant even play it anymore. It keeps crashing and runs like ass. At least diablo works