SHAGSTER
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¿Oh? ¿Te estás acercando a mí?
¿En vez de huir vienes directo a mí?

No puedo cagarte a palos sin acercarse.
¡Oh, ho! Entonces ven lo más cerca que quieras.

𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦

'Why is everyone quoting me, I never said that''
-Sun Tzu, The art of war.

"My Trigger Finger Fast - RAMADAN!"
- Squidward Tentacles


This 𝓓𝓘𝓒𝓚 worth a millie
They call me Millie Dickins



"The stock market is just a graph of rich people's feelings."
-Someone



It's ya Slav guy, always fly neva lie
You been caught crippin, always drippin, neva catch me slippin, I just did a slip in in yo mama's panties

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Got married to the money but bish wasn't ready



AND NOW FOR SOME OF MY FAVOURITE LINES

𝘐𝘧 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘔𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘰 𝘋𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘠𝘰𝘶, 𝘐’𝘮 𝘎𝘰𝘯’ 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘠𝘰𝘶

UH... IN THE CRIB WITH A SHIRT AND NO PANTS, DONALD DUCK


So much watches a 🅽🅸🅱🅱🅰 can't run out of time (𝙁𝙤 𝙃𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙙)
All these horses in my car got me going fast
I just wanna do the dash, put my pedal to the gas (skrr, skrr)
I'm looking at you haters through my rear view mirror
🅽🅸🅱🅱🅰🆂 cannot keep up like they drivin' in reverse (Reverse)

Dollar bills stacked chin high
Asian girls screamin', "Will you notice me, senpai?"
Whole gang swing by

I be ballin' like my 🅽🅸🅱🅱🅰 Mo ( Bamba, 𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙)
She got that million dollar pussy, but I get it for the free
She like to do a lot of snow, I told that 𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 to come and ski
Look, go to the strip club, make it rain (rain)
So much money they use rakes
I live what I rap, you live internet (ha)
She threw me the pussy, you tried to intercept
In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me (ooh, brr, ay)
Drop the top when it's cold (drop top)
But you feel the heat (skrrt, yah, ay)
Be real with me, keep it 100 (whoa)
Just be real with me (ay)
I come from the trenches, now I'm ridin' in a foreign
Baby mama textin' paragraphs, I ignore it
And I'm a murderer, 🅽🅸🅱🅱🅰, but I don't promote violence
Pop a perky just to start up (Pop it, pop it)
Pop two cups of purple just to warm up (Two cups, drank)
I'm the type of 🅽🅸🅱🅱🅰 you meet at the bank...

Seven digits on the payroll (seven on the payroll)
Speakin' Guapanese to Guapo, ayy
Skrrt off, Tahoe with the tint, though (top, top)

You can still be a real one if you got a fake ass
Open up my eyes and realize that I can see

Rain, rain go away
That's what all my haters say

I think my chopper 𝓰𝓪𝔂, I pulled him outta the closet

"I must be uncircumcised the way this cheese be piling up" - Random Chatter

Най ми е тъжно, най ми е болно кат' ме почерпят с безалкохолно!

И сега дойде ми вдъхновение за педалско изтребление
Който подбира - мастурбира!

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Rise Dec 24, 2023 @ 7:07am 
+rep broksi
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good player, add me
𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓿𝓲𝓬 Sep 19, 2023 @ 5:51am 
+Rep,add me please^^
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pog
byteframe's cat Dec 5, 2019 @ 3:23am 
Peter: 🍇 [trying ⚡ to 🎈 console 🐊 Cleveland 🌸 at 🎁 audition 🌳 for 🐟 a 👹 Bachelor 🎽 show 🚙 coming 🥞 up] 🍧 Let's 🚕 get 🌋 your 🥒 clothes 🐠 off. 🌽 [takes 🐛 off 🎫 Cleveland's 🔋 shirt 🏀 and 📘 pants] 😺 Cleveland: 👾 Peter, 📒 what 🎍 is 💗 wrong 🍇 with 🎄 you? 🍖 I'm 👃 naked. 🌂 Peter: 🐝 [Peter 🕺 takes 🐊 off 🌏 his 💛 shirt 📗 and 💃 pants 🍆 too] 📀 See, 🚗 now 💚 you're 📒 not 🐳 alone.
bullsh¡t May 22, 2018 @ 12:00pm 
love his ♥♥♥♥ top really powerful ♂