Horse p*ssy is honestly a gift from god. Yesterday I was tending to my mares and just noticed that Beffica (my strongest white purebred) had the wettest equine ♥♥♥♥♥ I had ever laid my peepers on. I immediately dove in headfirst and started eating her out. She whinnied in pleasure as I devoured her horsey snatch. Soon I could feel her about to horse ♥♥♥ so I reverse-vored myself inside her and tickled her ovaries until she unleashed a torrent of horse squirt on my eager face. I was far from done though, and so I decided to whip out my genetically engineered horse ♥♥♥♥ and give her a round two. Beffica looked at me with a horse lust in her eyes and I pounded the absolute ♥♥♥♥ out of her. Before long, all four of her horse legs were on their horse knees and his ♥♥♥♥ was 26 inches deep inside her. I felt a tightening in my whole body before surreptitiously unloading an absolutely monstrous explosion of ejaculate that emptied my sack and completely filled Beffica to burst. My seed started to leak out around my balls and Beffica collapsed in a cummy heap. My phallus retracted back into my lower intestine and I collapsed in exhaustion. All of a sudden, I was flipped on my stomach and my pants were ripped from me. It was Beffica! I craned my head to the left and noticed something I hadn’t seen before. A monstrous horse donger was cradled in between her legs. I shuddered, never having gotten to 7th base (pegging) before. I had barely a second to prepare myself before what felt like at least 30 inches of rock hard femcock entered my tight virgin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ripping me nearly in two. It honestly felt like I was being ripped in half, and of course after 3 or so hours she came. And when I say she came, I mean she came! I had filled her dripping wet Hussy with ♥♥♥, no doubt almost a litre. She, on the other hand, unleashed what had to be at least a milk jug’s worth of ♥♥♥ into my raw and bleeding ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I honestly didn’t expect it to be as hot as it was, which definitely made up for being raped by a horse. I crawled to my knees, horse batter dripping from my pooter and shivered slightly. I still needed to tend to the other horses and it was already 7pm. Sigh. I pulled my ripped cowboy jeans back on and placed my leather cap on my head, and made my way to the door, I gave a wink to sweet Beffica, and she simply neighed and shot another glob of ♥♥♥ in my direction. I caught it, and used it to smoothen my hair. Did you know that horse ♥♥♥ is great for the skin, scalp, dandruff and as a hair gel? I learned that yesterday too.

♥♥♥♥ it, I’m just gonna say it. I wish I could go back in time and ♥♥♥♥ Hitler’s brains out.

This is how I envision it: I’m a dirty little american soldier that ends up being captured by the Nazis. To avoid execution, I volunteer myself to be Hitler’s obedient ♥♥♥♥-toy.

For days, I allow Hitler to chain me up and obliterate all of my orifices like they’re little Polands, constantly filling them with his aryan seed until his ♥♥♥♥ is stroked raw.

Hell, he even gives me the pleasure to lick his puckered german booty clean after he takes insane nuclear ♥♥♥♥♥. Due to me not getting bathroom access, I constantly ♥♥♥♥ and piss myself, but Hitler is generous enough to be my personal cleanup, licking it all up and staining his beautiful mustache.

After building up trust and showing my obedience, he unchains me and allows me to ♥♥♥♥ his brains out, cursing in pleasure as he yells out, “YA SHOVE IT REICH UP MY ASS!”. I’m generous enough to give him a reach around, cranking his throbbing war machine.

I feel him tighten up as he reaches climax, but I let go of his thick ramrod as he begins to spew his nuclear ejaculate all over the floor. Hitler repeatedly yells out “NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!” through his moans while he suffers through his ruined orgasm. At this point the tables have turned.

He tries to fight me off, but I pin him down and powerfully thrust my all-american ♥♥♥♥ harder into his poop chute as blood begins to build up and gush out of his torn ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I can’t contain myself any longer, so I quickly pull out my 1911 and put a bullet through the back of Hitler’s head. Brain matter and skull fragments paint the wall, which makes me break through to my climax.

I raise my right arm up to the ceiling. I yell out “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!” as my ♥♥♥♥ begins to rapidly pulsate. I quickly thrust my ♥♥♥♥ to the hilt deep inside of him. I throw my head back with a loud “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!” as I spew what feels like a gallon of american semen deep inside his german ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I pull my bloody ♥♥♥♥ out of his booty tube and watch in excitement as my thick load begins to leak out of his ass. Heavily breathing, I fall back and begin to fade out, as I watch a group of american soldiers burst into the room, guns drawn.

I wake up in the hospital, in which I’m told that I’m praised as an american hero for stopping World War 2.