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Recent reviews by Thee Green Dino

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4 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I wont leave a negative review for the game going free-to-play because im not salty about that, even though it is ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

But i will say this, the game is not Action packed. It's mostly a parkour game. They give you cool little grapples that only latch onto certain areas, and theres cool little specific rails you can grind. A somewhat cool magic system and a nice looking leveling guide. It honestly has a nice groundwork for a good MMO.

Make the action more noticeable, do more for the people you scorned. I'm sure youll be able to make a comeback. It's not like theres any other MMO VR games on the market.
Posted March 26.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.3 hrs on record
Decent enough game to play with friends. Space game that has more features than Star Citizen and Elite Dangerous and atleast half the price? Sign me up.
Posted March 1, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
121.3 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
writing this review on release day of Reach.
Ive played the MCC on xbox when it was released and stopped once I realized all of my friends had either grown distant or moved away from Xbox games. This game will change how I feel about that because now I have the opportunity to play with friends from xbox or pc.

Reach has a personal place in my heart due to a great release night.
Picture this.
Its September 13th, 2010, at around 11:30pm. You are with your bestfriend outside of a gamestop, in a line with about 40 other people. In 30 minutes, it will be his birthday and we will both be on our way home holding the big box from the Legendary edition, looking forward to enjoying a weeks "vacation" that we both talked our parents into so we could enjoy this game.
15 minutes before the manager lets us in the door, he walks out and calls out to the growing line of customers and then motions for them to group around him and then hands off his microphone to a random customer.
He is the epitome of what you'd expect a stereotypical nerd would look like, granted none of us could talk seeing as we were all there for the same reason and undoubtedly do it again for the next game.. Then our new friend calls out to his girlfriend and asks her to come join him in the center of our ring as he proceeds to get down on one knee..
After she screamed out "yes!", it was time to open the doors. Everyone let them cut to the front and then one by one, we marched to the door. Every time someone would come out, there would be a cheer as we wished to be the next person to come out of the store with it above our heads beaming with joy.
We played until the sun set the next day, then finally slept. Now I just hope to relive that excitement again, day by day.

This game series has so many memories for me and will always hold a place in my heart.

oh and i dumped a girl just to play the reach beta because I wasn't giving her enough attention. turns out she had some sort of std and I dodged a bullet. Thanks Halo! 10/10 would recommend!
Posted December 3, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
283.4 hrs on record (123.7 hrs at review time)
sword fight good
Posted November 5, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
85.1 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Editing this because my friends are holding this against me 5 years later. ♥♥♥♥ this game

Beats every Battle Royale ive ever played. Isnt tied down by a split community because devs tried to make two games in one. Overall just plain old fun
Posted May 3, 2017. Last edited February 25, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
1,364.6 hrs on record (476.6 hrs at review time)
OMG! Wow! What a Save!
Posted November 24, 2016. Last edited November 25, 2017.
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1.4 hrs on record
Who couldnt love borderlands for free? Even if payed for?!
Posted November 16, 2016.
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2 people found this review funny
50.4 hrs on record (48.3 hrs at review time)
GF says im gay for playing this. Reaaaally gay.. Still a fun game though.
Posted December 22, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
96.3 hrs on record (59.5 hrs at review time)
You can literally do just about anything in Space in this game.

Oh, dont want to stay in space? Horizons comes out soon which has land rovers and cool ♥♥♥♥.
Posted October 20, 2015.
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1.5 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Awesome Graphics, fun puzzle-like gameplay.

No rule 34 stuff though. Kinda broke my heart.
Posted September 11, 2015.
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