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Ton of content. One of the few good single player games. Gud

Amnog

The game was very good with the 20 base operators it had.
However, Ubisoft somehow managed to fug up their game with the introduction of 32 MORE OPERATORS. If you're reading this and think that this is minor, I assure you, it is not.

The base 20 operators had a good solid attack/defense mesh. No one was overly overpowered and you somewhat (not always) needed to play tactically.

Now that there is 52 operators, gameplay is all fugged up. No one wants to do calculus in their head trying to determine which operator they should pick to counter which operator the other team has. There is simply too many variables. Not to mention that these operators most certainly have ridiculous and unrealistic "abilities" that just destroy any type of immersion and gameplay the game had to begin with.

Plus you have to use UbiSoft which is just a dog doo doo company and have to use their third party launcher.

Do not buy this. This was fun when it was first released but, it will never be like it was before.
This is the most honest review you're going to get for this game.

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This is what it feels like when you walk outside during a pandemic.

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Boom!
Ball hit!
Wow!
Very fast!
Good!
Score!
Holy Fug!
Demo!
What a life!

Fun game but, each update makes the game progressively worse.

I found a bunch of hobos living in their "sacred gas station". I removed my shirt and my shoes, pointed into the air, and yelled "welelololpopolupu". Now that the ceremony had been completed, I was one of them. We traveled the wasteland scavaging and recruiting more homeless people in the name of our god "Hoboken". Many denied our god and they met their death. Others embraced and roamed the country side with us. But what's this? Another wants to join us? We gladly accept them and just before the ceremony to join our tribe is over, they run off. We follow in an attempt to kill the non-believer. Dear Hoboken... It was a trap! Over the hill were bandits! Bandits who hated Hoboken. They aimed down their sites and murdered my brothers. I am still searching for them. Hoping that one day... I will meet who killed them. Hoboken be with me... and with you. Hoboken help us all. 10/10