Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEETH LEFT, it's- it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you're dead, you're dead.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

H-hi, I think you're really cool and pretty, and nice, and I just like to hang out. I'm not like a simp or anything, I just really enjoy spending time with you. Feel free to DM me or even...add me? Haha what am I thinking? I just hope you'll read my comment and grace me with the pleasure that is your attention. You're just so beautiful and I can't help but notice that all the guys trying to get at you...they're not as cool as me. Please, give me a chance. I love you. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE YOU.