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1A) If you'd like me to join a game, ask if I can spare time first, don't spam me with invites & expect me to join. (This applies especially when I'm playing a different game).
1B) If you're an achievement hunter asking me for help, make sure you know which achievement(s) you're going for & make it clear how we're tackling it. Don't be wasting my time by asking me to play the game & then not knowing what you're going for or being toxic because we screwed it up.

2A) Don't constantly spam me with messages. Shorten what you want to say, or combine all your questions/answers/replies into one, clear & organised paragraph.
2B) I don't appreciate ignorance. I'm an introvert but if I'm asked a question or spoken too, I'll respond ASAP. I'd like to think others are like that too. (If you've been online since I sent the message then went offline, I'll assume you've read the message & ignored me).
2C) Speak to me in English only. I'm not smart enough for multiple languages & I'm too lazy to be translating anything.
2D) Don't send me random links asking me to vote for your CS:GO Team, YouTube Videos, Cat Pics, etc...
I won't bother & it's an easy way of getting deleted, blocked & reported for potentially phishing.
2E) Avoid talking to me about Political, Religious or Social Movements or ideologies. We all have our own beliefs, these may often conflict with others, let's avoid that entirely.

3A) Don't attempt to scam me for my items.
3B) If you're looking to trade, make sure it's a fair deal, we aren't on Ferenginar, the rules of acquisition don't apply here.
3C) Please have an open inventory if you're sending me an offer. I can't counter if you have a private inventory and counter-offers are a important part of the process for trading.
3D) I don't accept game keys as payment for items in my inventory. This is due to dodgy 3rd party sites & no guarantees of the keys actually working.
3E) Unless specified, my items aren't free or for giveaways.

4A) Do not beg me for anything. This includes, but isn't limited too: Games & DLC's, Steam Wallet Vouchers or Inventory Items. (Read 6B)
4B) Please avoid gifting me anything because I'm one of the few people in the world that isn't a fan of receiving gifts.
If you are still determined in gifting me something please refer to my wish-list & go for one of the cheapest options available. These are some of the Games / DLC's I am interested in & may play one day. (But seriously, I really don't like receiving gifts).
4C) I appreciate any & all Awards, if you're thinking of being generous in this way, please place any of those awards on my reviews & guides. (I like the Golden Unicorn the most).
4D) I also appreciate all comments on my profile, as long as they are polite, accurate & aren't ridiculous, like ASCII art of Shrek or a pair of tits. I like Shrek & tits as much as the next guy, but please keep it out of my comments, or it'll be deleted.

5A) I can't believe I have to make this a rule, but don't be a snowflake. Nobody likes a snowflake.
5B) Regarding Gifts (Games / DLC's / Steam Wallet Vouchers £$€), if I don't know you personally, there's a high chance I won't be gifting you anything. This is because I'm not made of money, despite having such a great account, this has been over a decade in the making.
5C) I don't associate with users who use Multiplayer Cheats / Mods, or are VAC banned, unless I am friends with them personally IRL. Any marks on your profile = I avoid you like the plague.

It depends entirely on which rule was broken.
Small stuff like rule 5B are merely guidelines & won't really go anywhere.
Serious stuff like 2D, 3B, 4A/4C or 5A for example could result in any of the following: Unfriending, blocking, reporting or a negative rating on SteamTrades.
Real life friends get special treatment with all of the rules above.

Logan

The United Kingdom / England.

Old enough.

Gaming, eating, sleeping & listening to a variety of music. I'm very boring, you'd get more fun from watching a meth'd up Florida Squirrel.

Your day at work. Twitch or YouTube streamers. Metal music. Visual Novels & NSFW games.

No, not really. I'm heavily introverted, I find most people annoying very easily. I won't ignore you as that'll be rude, but don't expect me to chat out of the blue & invite you to games.

No, I'm mediocre at best. I mostly play to keep my self entertained by going for those glorious Achievements.

Story Driven Single Player / Co-Op Games. Things that have Replayability Value, like Cyberpunk 2077. (Only Multiplayer game I play frequently is GTA V).

Fallout (NV, 3 & 4) / Far Cry (2 to 4) / Dishonored Trilogy / Mass Effect Trilogy / Call Of Duty: MW2 (2009) / RAGE / Grand Theft Auto 5.

Probably not. These days I stick to Single Player / Co-op games, because games like Counter-Strike or Call of Duty, are filled with brain-dead cheaters / modders, aim assisted console players or skill-less "trick shotters" who suck the fun out of it.

That depends entirely on the group. Is it a pointless group without a purpose? If the answer to that is yes, then my answer is a no.
Is it a group that hunts achievements, does a lot of trading or is designed to help other users out in other ways? Solid maybe, I'll certainly consider it.

My music taste ranges from Rock artists like Phil Collins & Queen. Pop artists like The Weeknd & Coldplay, to Hip Hop artists like Dr. Dre & Eminem. I even listen too OST's from various TV Shows (Knight Rider, Airwolf), Films (Halloween, Interstellar) & Games (Mass Effect, Cyberpunk 2077). I don't bother with Heavy Metal.

I've been Gaming for roughly 15+ Years. I've had multiple consoles, but there's a reason why people consider it to be PC Master Race. I have a slight OCD problem with my Steam Profile.

I have accounts with Rockstar Social Club, Epic Games, Ubisoft, EA & Discord. I'm really only active on Steam & Discord, so because of that, I'll usually only add people on the others if I decide to regularly play with them on specific titles that require it.

Obtain 25 of the following Profile Awards: "Take My Points" "Clever" "Golden Unicorn" & "Fancy Pants".
Write 25 Guides, each with at least 3 Star Ratings.
Write 100+ Reviews, each with at least 10 or more Helpful / Funny ratings.
Collectively obtain 1000+ aesthetically pleasing or untradeable inventory Items.
Take 10000 aesthetically pleasing Screenshots.
Earn a total of 25,000 Awards.
Give out 12,500 awards to worthy Profiles, Reviews, Guides, Screenshots, Discussion Posts & Workshop Submissions.
Reach Level 500.

Reach major game ownership milestones. (100, 250, 500 & 1K)
Reach Level 100.
Gain a total of 100 Foil Badges.
Gain 1000+ Badges.
Obtain the 10+ Years of Service Badge.
Take 1000 aesthetically pleasing Screenshots.
Make a total of 10000 Trades (I had a great deal of help with this, from several great people).
Make 10000 Market Transactions.
Obtain 10 of the following Profile Awards: "Take My Points" "Clever" "Golden Unicorn" & "Fancy Pants".

What is this?
The following is a list of people that I'm friends with on Steam that take awesomeness to the next level & deserve a shout out. I may just be a insignificant person, but it's important to recognise the amazing people in life.
Note: I've met plenty of people on Steam, I have limited showcase space & so there's only 10 spots on this list.

1) Red Beret *Cod Original 1st*
Red has helped me with a lot of my technical issues & introduced me to my favourite hobby - Gaming. They've also built every PC I've used & has gifted me well over 100 games in the last decade.

2) SIDEWAYS DAZ
Daz has helped with a lot of my technical issues & has even been so kind as to invest time & money into my current gaming rig. They also helped me with the COD MW2 (2009) Spec Ops missions.

3) White Wolf
Wolf was generous enough to help finance my current PC build. He's also helped me in other ways, like gifting me an expensive Foil Badge, making well over 100 trades with me & gaining several achievements in multiple games, like Payday 2, GTA 5 & Back 4 Blood.

4) Xypherix
Xypherix is one of my oldest friends & an absolute gaming machine, helping me achieve a fair amount of achievements on plenty of tough games. They've also provided technical expertise on several occasions.

5) Trooper
Trooper is also one of my oldest friends, who carried me through Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 - Zombies, helping me perfect something I wasn't able to do alone. They've also helped me improve my profile & is a great YouTube Content Creator.

6) Lucífer
Lucífer just so happens to also be one of my oldest friends & has helped improve my profile in various ways, from granting some Steam awards to trading. They've also written some top notch guides & reviews, check them out!

7) CP22
CP22 is by far, one of the friendliest people I've met on Steam. They've done some great giveaways in the Trading Cards group & has helped me out immensely with several of my Steam goals, from making over 3K trades in a short amount of time, to gifting me some great games. They've even helped me gain 2 levels (160 to 162). They've done all this, without me ever asking, they merely saw it on my profile & decided to help, they're that awesome.

8) blynx
blynx is an extremely friendly, helpful & generous trader. They've helped me a lot with my trading goals, by doing 5000+ trades with me in half a year. They can often be found doing some form of giveaway in the Steam Trade Discussions.

9) Slug
Slug continuously makes what would be a rather boring gaming session, x10 times better. By bringing Dad Jokes, a questionable music taste & a certain level of comedic finesse to every situation.

10) Two Clicks
"Clicks" frequently points out games that are temporarily free, either on Steam, Epic or other gaming sites like GOG. They also write really great, in-depth reviews of games you might not have heard of before.

Congratulations on your accomplishment of reading all that, that is, if you actually read it all. Now here's a few random quotes for the road:

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"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill.
"Comparison is the thief of joy." - Theodore Roosevelt
"Be humble in victory, and gracious in defeat." - Christopher Earle
"It is possible, to commit no mistakes & still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life." - Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
"War is when the young & stupid are tricked by the old & bitter into killing each other." - Niko Bellic (Grand Theft Auto 4)

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