Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.

My big secret. I kill Kim Jong Un on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

I am a refugee of Kuinaxx that has come here to pump. My gear consists of some MC, BWL, AQ, ZG and a few Naxx pieces. I am looking for a guild to pump with and I've only got 3 rules.

If you think i am showing up to PTR, you are outta your mind. When I'm not online I'm at the beach with the hottest chicks drinking the coldest drinks, don't @ me. I don't need to practice ♥♥♥♥, I'm an alpha male good at everything.

It's a package deal, PappaPalps comes with me. He is a bloodlust bustin, wrath totem droppin, certified ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pumper. We require a drink break between each pull to shotgun a whiteclaw, no questions.

♥♥♥♥ loot council. If you want a piece, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roll for it. The die never lie, don't cry, roll high.

If this sounds like your style then let's crack a claw, and ♥♥♥♥ up this easy content so we can get some gear to kill alliance with. Hit my DM's with the info.