Recent reviews by ScottieManny

Not gonna lie.. First few hours I spent on this game I went through about 10 restarts before I actually knew how to play the game properly, alot of stuff to do the devs really did think this through. +1 from me!

1 of the best Sim games on the market

This game is LIT.

Such a simple yet very effective concept, trying to balance out your building is key, you will die and restart, you will learn and conquer :)

GG

Great game, I usually use custom game modes and play against mates that's the best way to av out a WW2 big boy battle
10/10

Love this game, simple yet unique and amazing.

Everyone loves Rust, Rust loves everyone.

Bots and Chinese people rule this game.
-Bun that
-Dead 1

Can't beat a World War 2 game beating Nazis.
10+ Teamwork
10+ Sounds
10+ Effects

Actually a really good game, I think it's lacking more buildings and some bigger quests to make you explore other islands, it'd be great to find other islands in the making and decide if you want to raid or trade, some ideas but great work guys! Love it! :)

Always loved this game, great 4 man squads

While dressed as a pirate, I killed aliens with the power of music while the bystanders danced, seemingly oblivious to the carnage happening right beside them.

This game doesn't just jump the shark, it also clones the shark, gives the cloneshark laser eyes, and then makes them BOTH have a dance off, while wearing pretty blue dresses.

If you hate fun, avoid this game at all costs.

Pros:
- Yes, there are many ladies of the night. What? Oh, right.
- Yes, there are many sports played at a professional level in the game. What NOW? Seriously? SIGH. FINE.
- No, this game contains no Protoss, because copyright is a real thing. WHAT? OH, FOR THE...WELL, WHAT EVEN IS A 'PRO' THEN? Wait, what? That's ALL? I'm starting again.

Good stuff about the game:
- This is easily, by far, without any doubt or exception, the funniest game I own. Although SR3 comes in a close second. 'Comes'. Heh.
- More customisability than (so-called) Real Life. Not even joking. Unless you consider that Real Life includes this game - then that just confuses the issue. So don't do that.
- Easily the best music of the series, and possibly 'any game ever'. In my opinion, at least.
- The gameplay consists of one main storyline and a whole bunch of mini games. I like this.
- KEITH DAVID. In general.
- STILL more realistic than most of the GTA series.
- Okay, that last one probably isn't true.
- Probably.
- Boys can wear dresses, and girls can wear pants. That's one step up from most games. If you care about that kind of thing. Which I don't. But you might.
- If you're insane like me, and try NOT to kill pedestrians/civs, then this game will allow you to do so guilt-free (because of the storyline).
- It's not Day One: Garry's Incident, because who needs that? Still, this is true of most games, I suppose.
- The boob physics are okay.
- Carnival psychics are not okay, not in my book.
- THE MURDER KING RETURNS! No, not Genki. Although, him too.
- I hate it when I can actually achieve my goals in life because I don't get distracted, and this game is excellent in that regard.
- This game will never expect you to listen to Nickleback, or Creed.
- It won't talk about how (insert TV show) is the greatest thing ever made, even though said show is clearly just a rehash of a short film, or comic, or feature film, or a brand of canned tuna, or whatever.
- The game doesn't send a message to your friends on social media everytime you turn left, or jump. I am looking directly at you, PeopleVilleFarmSocietyPetCandyLand.

Cons:
- Yes, most of the Saints Row are ex-cons. What? Oh. English, eh? It's weird.

Not-so-great-stuff about the game:
- There's no Burt Reynolds.
- Some people may not like the fact that vehicles become redundant after the first half-hour. I didn't really care.
- The gameplay consists of one main storyline and a whole bunch of mini games. Some may not like this.
- I couldn't find the 'Feel Boss - 5$' guy ANYWHERE. I had this whole storyline in my head where the Saints worked undercover for a secret organisation, and the Feel Boss guy was their handler, and I...probably could have kept that info inside of my head. Oh well, no doubt I will delete it before I post the review. I'm sure I will remember, because my memory is top notch.
- Not enough Mighty Boosh references. Unlike my reviews.
- No Old Gregg.
- See? Mighty Boosh reference. BAM!
- You can't kill Dex.
- Germans and Aussies will be reminded about their Nanny Government every time they want to Co-op. And who needs that?
- Not enough Frank Welker (I hope the 3 of you that just got that found it really funny/apt. The rest of you can ignore this comment).
- There are escort missions. But they involve actual 'escorts', so I gave this one a free pass.
- That last one was a blatant lie, I just really wanted to use that gag.
- There's STILL no Burt Reynolds. I cannot overstate this enough.

And now, according to the community, the number one salt-causing con:
- The achivement 'Saintified' is currently (as of this reviews date) unobtainable.

Yeah, that's a big deal for some people. Horses for courses, and ponies for - um - something that rhymes with ponies. Stonies? Oh, I quit.

JUST BUY THE DAMN GAME, OKAY?