S S Absolution
Smijahol
Detroit, Michigan, United States
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Black Dragon Reviews - Steam Curator Group
RIP Mehoo
Spartan Savior Absolution
XBox Live: S S Absolution [account.xbox.com]
Black Dragon Reviews - Steam Curator Group
RIP Mehoo
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13.7 Hours played
When did gaming culture love graphics more than content? This game right here. This game is the perfect example of how you can make a turd of a game, then make it look pretty and everyone will love it. Other than that there are no saving graces what-so-ever.

The story line, is the most cookie cutter thing you can imagine. "We need to save the princess." -> That's the entirety of the plot. The characters are bland and boring. Each of the three main characters, are about as cookie cutter as you can get. The interactions between the characters offers no additional story or plot mechanic to make you care about any of the events or personal ramifications of their quest.

Gameplay, terrible. Just terrible. Can you press the RB button on a controller? Yes, then you will destroy this game no problem, even on hard. Spam the mage abilities to solve the "puzzles" (this term is used to a looser degree than my mom), it really is that easy. When in battle, just switch to either the warrior or rogue, fight off the enemies, of which there is really only 1 type with a couple variations, then switch back and run forward. With all the "hints" turned off from the beginning, I never once got stuck on a "puzzle" for longer than 45 seconds.

Don't buy this game, it's just a turd that was spray painted gold. The last boss of the main game, I laughed when it was over because it was so bad. I would rather sit through the last hour of Mass Effect 3 again, than buy another Trine game... Fact, not fiction.
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Ryker Mar 9, 2024 @ 7:41pm 
Plays like a ♥♥♥♥♥. Too scared to rush a solo.
S S Absolution Jan 6, 2023 @ 11:11am 
Rhetorical questions are... well rhetorical. I also already provided this "casual gamer" hypothesis in my review comments in Apr. 2022.
SCL Dec 20, 2022 @ 12:53am 
Your question in review; "When did gaming culture love graphics more than content?"
You must be really young.

WHEN THE LAME ASS CONSOLE BECAME MAINSTREAM POPULAR. "CASUAL GAMING". That's when.
Gaystation 3 era.....
It's been downhill ever since.
The gamer base are born with even LOWER IQ'S with every new generation.
Stupid people buy stupid things, for stupid prices.
So NOW we have the most IDIOTIC gamer consumer base in history.....CASUAL GAMERS AND LOW IQ'S.
No longer is being a "gamer" synonymous with "Smart" or "Intelligent".
Incredibly stupid knuckle dragging, moronic people are "gamers" now.
They buy whatever crap is shoveled, MADE ON THE CHEAP.

THESE reasons are WHY.
Etane Jun 5, 2020 @ 4:37pm 
GF man but just so you know. You laggy AF. Name of the game tho haha
Dasbooby Nov 3, 2018 @ 10:09pm 
Better get back to Pharaoh + Cleopatra. GOTY. :Owl:
Dasbooby Oct 24, 2017 @ 2:48pm 
RIP :fhappy: