Commander Goose
Simeon Boikov
Battle Creek, Michigan, United States
I do not accept random friend or group invites. They will be ignored unless I have played a game and talked with you.













I do not accept random friend or group invites. They will be ignored unless I have played a game and talked with you.













Favorite Group
grand army of stooge
30
Members
1
In-Game
6
Online
0
In Chat
Favorite Game
183
Hours played
Salien Stats
Level Reached
1
Bosses Fought
0

Experience Earned
0
Workshop Showcase
3 ratings
Created by - Commander Goose
Awards Showcase
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Awards Received
24
Awards Given
Completionist Showcase
Atomic Toaster Jul 13, 2025 @ 11:51am 
+rep

Helped me escape from little saint james when I was trafficked there as a 10 year old boy… Lost. Epsteined. I had no idea where I was — just that it was bad. Real bad. The kind of bad that smells like money, secrets, and boat fuel.

Then I heard it: the distant hum of a jet ski, getting louder. Cutting through the silence like some divine water chainsaw. I looked up — and there he was.

Goose.

Hair whipping in the wind. No life jacket. No backup. Just a tank top, aviators, and eyes like a man who’s punched an alligator and won the custody battle.

“Kid, get on!” he yelled.

I’ll never forget that day… truly an American hero
Boii Jan 25, 2025 @ 4:17pm 
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Boii Jan 25, 2025 @ 4:17pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Boii Jan 25, 2025 @ 4:17pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Boii Jan 11, 2025 @ 7:16am 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
Boii Jan 11, 2025 @ 7:16am 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are